I have a dilemma
Do I take my 5 year old to the game?
Would he get bored?
Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?
My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.
I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.
Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.
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I need pics to decide.
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Me and my life partner are also the parents of a 5 year old boy (although we are not telling 'him' and will allow the child to make his own choice on that when the child sees fit as to what gender the child identifies).
My common refrain in these types of matters is; "I don't even know why I tried".
Plus booze is cheaper at home. -
Leave both kids at home and take a puppy. #ChickMagnet
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Cool story, bro.topdawgnc said:...My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting...
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You should leave the wife and kids at home and take your cock.
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Puppy good at everythingRaceBannon said:Leave both kids at home and take a puppy. #ChickMagnet
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I think all of us dawgs in texas are thinking "fuuuuckk i guess i have to go". right now i'm negotiating to cut our inlaw visit to Houston short, which in principle is great, unless it blows up in my face.
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Spooge?TommySQC said:I need pics to decide.
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That's a tricky tight wire to cross.LoneStarDawg said:I think all of us dawgs in texas are thinking "fuuuuckk i guess i have to go". right now i'm negotiating to cut our inlaw visit to Houston short, which in principle is great, unless it blows up in my face.
But ... I believe in you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vRHKI
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Same boat as you. Leaving the wife and 6 mo. old in Seattle with the in-laws. Dad #1 and 5 year old going SEA > DFW Christmas afternoon.
HoD bowl on the 26th. Dallas Stars 27th. Downtown Hyatt. Food, booze, rinse and repeat. -
Yestopdawgnc said:I live in Dallas.
Do I take my 5 year old to the game?
Would he get bored?
Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?
My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.
I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.
Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.
Yes
Wife could be more of the babysitter....you might make it past halftime if she goes.
Sit in the middle of them
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Is the beer cold? Can I get a rickshaw to the stadium? Will there be enough guac for everyone?topdawgnc said:I live in Dallas.
Do I take my 5 year old to the game?
Would he get bored?
Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?
My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.
I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.
Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit. -
Stars and Blues playing 2nd game in 2 days against each other - that will be good. Highly recommend that you get tix in the platinum level for the views and ability to have mixed drinks at your seatsMisterEm said:Same boat as you. Leaving the wife and 6 mo. old in Seattle with the in-laws. Dad #1 and 5 year old going SEA > DFW Christmas afternoon.
HoD bowl on the 26th. Dallas Stars 27th. Downtown Hyatt. Food, booze, rinse and repeat. -
Going to St. Louis instead of Dallas over the holidays. Want to check out Ferguson...heard it can get kinda lively at night.
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Pics of his kids? That's some dark shit manTommySQC said:I need pics to decide.
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You're the top dawg. You do whatever the fuck you want, and your hoes hoe when you say they hoe.topdawgnc said:I live in Dallas.
Do I take my 5 year old to the game?
Would he get bored?
Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?
My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.
I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.
Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.
Period. End of discussion.
If you're an insurance salesmen, then keep your wife happy because the divorce will leave in you in a van down by the river. -
I sell shower curtain rings to hotels.creepycoug said:
You're the top dawg. You do whatever the fuck you want, and your hoes hoe when you say they hoe.topdawgnc said:I live in Dallas.
Do I take my 5 year old to the game?
Would he get bored?
Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?
My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.
I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.
Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.
Period. End of discussion.
If you're an insurance salesmen, then keep your wife happy because the divorce will leave in you in a van down by the river.
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Keep the wife happy. Bitches take your $$ when you don't. Trust the creep on this one.topdawgnc said:
I sell shower curtain rings to hotels.creepycoug said:
You're the top dawg. You do whatever the fuck you want, and your hoes hoe when you say they hoe.topdawgnc said:I live in Dallas.
Do I take my 5 year old to the game?
Would he get bored?
Could he drive me home when I get totally shit faced?
My wife said we could all go ... but then what's the point of having a cute kid with you when the bitches start flirting.
I could take both my kids ... but the little fuckers would fight.
Christ I hate being an adult. Life was easier before family and shit.
Period. End of discussion.
If you're an insurance salesmen, then keep your wife happy because the divorce will leave in you in a van down by the river. -
TommySQC said:
I need pics to decide.
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Don't dare let the 5 year old drive the rental car back to the hotel without a Dash CamMisterEm said:Same boat as you. Leaving the wife and 6 mo. old in Seattle with the in-laws. Dad #1 and 5 year old going SEA > DFW Christmas afternoon.
HoD bowl on the 26th. Dallas Stars 27th. Downtown Hyatt. Food, booze, rinse and repeat. -
10,000 40+ year old men making their plans for the game
0 18-30 year old men knowing the game is on
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Disagree, I know the game is going on. There are literally 10's of us!!phineas said:10,000 40+ year old men making their plans for the game
0 18-30 year old men knowing the game is on
RIP washington -
I hear sulfuric acid is great in an enema.
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Amen to that.phineas said:10,000 40+ year old men making their plans for the game
0 18-30 year old men knowing the game is on
RIP washington
But still...the Hyatt in Dallas will be far more relaxing than another 3 nights with the in-laws.
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Travellling to Dallas on Christmas is really the best time of the year to go.
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F youphineas said:10,000 40+ year old men making their plans for the game
0 18-30 year old men knowing the game is on
RIP washington
