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RaceBannon

When Petermen gives the death stare to Whooshing we once again see a grown man's nuts shrivel before our eyes. It's about all I have left in confidence in Petermen. The players are scared of him. But most of them probably don't hate him. It tells me he is real in how he deals with them.

I didn't like Black Power getting run but can't complain about most of the refuse that is gone. Except for String.

But he has to take the next step and that is to take these men he is molding and WIN 15 FUCKING GAMES IN A YEAR TO WRAP UP THE NATTY

If anyone here starts saying how 8 wins next year is good I am going to buy the website, find your personal info and drop by your house and beat you to a pulp in front of your family. Because if you are so fucking soft as to accept another 5-4 league season then an old man can drop by your house and beat you to a pulp

Dardanus

RaceBannon said:

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If anyone here starts saying how 8 wins next year is good I am going to buy the website, find your personal info and drop by your house and beat you to a pulp in front of your family. Because if you are so fucking soft as to accept another 5-4 league season then an old man can drop by your house and beat you to a pulp

I pledge to donate 20 Sven bucks to the cause.

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

find your personal info and drop by your house and beat you to a pulp in front of your family. Because if you are so fucking soft as to accept another 5-4 league season then an old man can drop by your house and beat you to a pulp

@Passion, true?11/!/

CuntWaffle

Anything but 7-2 in conference next year is unacceptable to me and I am one of the few who is not going off the deep end this year. I think 3 years is easily enough time to install your cultures and weed out the pussies who Sark brought in.

I know people hate the "youth" excuse but there is big difference between Sark being young still in year 4 and Petersen in year 2. Especially with the fucking dreck line/receivers/qb/RB Sark left us with. I think Sark would have maybe won 5 games a year ago tops if he hadn't bolted to USC.

doogsinparadise

I'm hearing there's a certain TCU mba that you'll be meeting soon enough.

RaceBannon

doogsinparadise said:

I'm hearing there's a certain TCU mba that you'll be meeting soon enough.

Maybe I'll just do a tour of 7-11s

priapism

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

doogsinparadise

priapism said:

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

You're confusing results and potential. The former can't be altered, but the latter can be swayed by heightened expectations.

ThomasFremont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsXKAtpLm4I

Houhusky

priapism said:

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

Over the past 22 years UW is 142-135 (.513)

51% in a 13 game schedule = 6.66 wins/year

so in order to "regress" back to the mean of 7.93 wins/year UW is due for 20 years of averaging over 9 wins per season.

did I stats correctly, because those numbers are about as relevant as yours

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

@GrundleStiltzkin please to be going through your servers and poasting the Cory Littleton v. Chris Peterman stare down in the USC game... Probably my favorite moment of the season. Thanks.

And while you're at it, might as well poast the one of Sark and Nansen losing their shit in the same game on that USC player.

Love you, xoxoxo

RaceBannon

The thing is, the throat slash is pretty cool. But with the fag refs you just can't give those 15 yards away

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

@GrundleStiltzkin please to be going through your servers and poasting the Cory Littleton v. Chris Peterman stare down in the USC game... Probably my favorite moment of the season. Thanks.

And while you're at it, might as well poast the one of Sark and Nansen losing their shit in the same game on that USC player.

Love you, xoxoxo

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

RaceBannon said:

The thing is, the throat slash is pretty cool. But with the fag refs you just can't give those 15 yards away

I support throat slashes, but EVERYONE and their mother knows that you can't do it anymore in college. I think the rule was a point of emphasis like 6 years ago. The stupidity of doing it deserves the ire of Peterman. Plus I don't like Wooching.

Kaepsknee

doogsinparadise said:

priapism said:

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

You're confusing results and potential. The former can't be altered, but the latter can be swayed by heightened expectations.

Ahhhhh potential and the next 9 months of drivel that will go with it.

It's always special when a win over a winless team and a team with a HS quality QB, who routinely shits the bed at the sight of anything Purple, has Doogs once again shooting for the stars in 2016.

You have an upper level D and a mid level at BEST O for 2016. It's an 8 win ceiling. Pin it.

Fucking Doogs anyway.

RaceBannon

Thanks COOG

45-10 fuck off

Kaepsknee

Houhusky said:

priapism said:

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

Over the past 22 years UW is 142-135 (.513)

51% in a 13 game schedule = 6.66 wins/year

so in order to "regress" back to the mean of 7.93 wins/year UW is due for 20 years of averaging over 9 wins per season.

did I stats correctly, because those numbers are about as relevant as yours

Doogs hate facts.

MisterEm

salemcoog said:

doogsinparadise said:

priapism said:

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

You're confusing results and potential. The former can't be altered, but the latter can be swayed by heightened expectations.

Ahhhhh potential and the next 9 months of drivel that will go with it.

It's always special when a win over a winless team and a team with a HS quality QB, who routinely shits the bed at the sight of anything Purple, has Doogs once again shooting for the stars in 2016.

You have an upper level D and a mid level at BEST O for 2016. It's an 8 win ceiling. Pin it.

Fucking Doogs anyway.

Sounds like the labia major is still swoll.

Sit on a bag of frozen peas and fuck off.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Houhusky said:

priapism said:

All-time record: 700–434 (.61)

61% in a 13 game schedule = 7.93 wins/year

Over the past 22 years UW is 142-135 (.513)

51% in a 13 game schedule = 6.66 wins/year

so in order to "regress" back to the mean of 7.93 wins/year UW is due for 20 years of averaging over 9 wins per season.

did I stats correctly, because those numbers are about as relevant as yours

Upvoted for 666

CuntWaffle

Why do coogs talk more shit after they took a spiked bat to their nuts from a 5-6 team?

Coogs gonna Coog I guess.

doogsinparadise

I remember Shawn Springs getting penalized for a throat slash in 1998, it's pretty old news that you can't do it.