Haden Hires Helton

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Un-fucking-believeable

https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/671353916102193152

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priapism

Praise Allah to the Helton hire.

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/671365986679988224

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/671360180320342017

bananasnblondes

I'm assuming this also means they keep the Wilcox defense that everyone in LA loves.

SC_Haden_Fruede

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Swaye

He's just mailing it in now. Must be a throw away decade.

PurpleBaze

I'm assuming this also means they keep the Wilcox defense that everyone in LA loves.

Most Trooj fans want Helton to hire a new DC.

Swaye

Pat Haden to the USC Athletic Department

Caution; Not Safe For Work By Any Reasonable Assesment (Depending on Where You Work I Suppose)

My Orkin Army co-workers are laughing hysterically right now. I work in a classy place.

priapism

Will Haden be forced to have another fainting spell at a bowl game if Furd wins by 52 next week against $C?

Helton already famous on the internets:

PurpleBaze

Will Haden be forced to have another fainting spell at a bowl game if Furd wins by 52 next week against $C?

Can't wait to see Shaw put a buttfuckin' to Helton.

priapism

Will Haden be forced to have another fainting spell at a bowl game if Furd wins by 52 next week against $C?
Can't wait to see Shaw put a buttfuckin' to Helton.

Exactly what will happen.
Hard to see in that pic above, but that's actually Tui, and not Helton.

http://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/

GrundleStiltzkin

Will Haden be forced to have another fainting spell at a bowl game if Furd wins by 52 next week against $C?
Can't wait to see Shaw put a buttfuckin' to Helton.
Exactly what will happen.
Hard to see in that pic above, but that's actually String!, and not Helton.

http://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/

Gladstone

USC might be the easiest place to win in the country and their last three hires are Kiffin, Sark and Helton.

1. one of 5-10 best jobs in a recruiting hotbed
2. coach fired in midseason allowing 2 month search period, ahead of other programs
3. interim coach goes 5-2 and looks good but not great, but naturally has strong support from team

School hires interim coach, who has no other head coaching experience.

How would you feel if this had transpired at UW? Given stated desire here for major job coaching experience, I suspect this would not be well received.

dhdawg

Unbelievable

GrundleStiltzkin

What I see under Helton is old-school line em up in the I and pound the football up your cunt. Just what SC needs. He ditched Sarks horizontal passing in favor of p l a y action to th e best WR's in the country, behind a mauling Oline and Ronald Jones. A good hire in my eyes.

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

It's a reactionary hire compared to a visionary one
Haden makes Woody look like Stephen Hawking.

Haden squeaks like Stephen Hawking, but yeah he's walking.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Am I the only one who thinks Helton is a solid coach?

PurpleBaze

Am I the only one who thinks Helton is a solid coach?

You and puppy.

Puppy good at everything.

topdawgnc

Heldon will win the South. But you saw what his team did against Oregon.

They may even sneak out an emotional win against Stanford.

Haden did the safe thing.

GrundleStiltzkin

Praise Allah to the Helton hire.

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/671365986679988224

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/671360180320342017

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I'm sad we won't get to welcome Sark back to Seattle next fall as a coach.

He'll probably be out of rehab by then and working for ESPN so he might still return.

SpoonieLuv

Pat Haden to the USC Athletic Department

Caution; Not Safe For Work By Any Reasonable Assesment (Depending on Where You Work I Suppose)

My Orkin Army co-workers are laughing hysterically right now. I work in a classy place.