OFFICIAL Cocks-Clemson Game Thread

PurpleJ

I like Mike Hawks today.

Just realized Harbaugh-Urban is on. SEC can wait for now.

Dennis_DeYoung

In a stunning reversal, cocks are going to suck it today.

Dennis_DeYoung

DESHAUN IS SO FUCKING GOOD.

Watching Jakey one day and #mydeshaun the next... holy F. What a difference.

Dennis_DeYoung

Deshaun rules.

Dennis_DeYoung

#mydeshaun pulling out the plunger for the cocks.

PurpleJ

This game is over. I was wrong.

Dennis_DeYoung

#mydeshaun plungering the faggy cocks.

The thing is that #mydeshaun is a fucking winner.

Tahj Boyd was a loser Cuog cunt.

PurpleJ

He fast.

Dennis_DeYoung

PurpleJ said:

He fast.

@PurpleJ - honestly his deep balls are the best I can recall. He is unreal throwing deep.

He's a little inconsistent, but when he's on, he's fucking unreal.

PurpleJ

lolololol maybe I was wrong about being wrong. Clemson gonna Clemson.

Dennis_DeYoung

PurpleJ said:

lolololol maybe I was wrong about being wrong. Clemson gonna Clemson.

Nah, we?'re safe.

PurpleJ

Dennis_DeYoung said:

PurpleJ said:

lolololol maybe I was wrong about being wrong. Clemson gonna Clemson.

Nah, we?'re safe.

NO ONE is safe from the SEC.

Dennis_DeYoung

What'd I tell you? #mydeshaun is a winner.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Great atmosphere in Columbia today. Electric crowd. Boxom women. Khakis and tucked in polos abound; crowd obviously took advantage of Black Friday at Tommy Bahamas. Nothing quite like that southern sunshine. Nothing quite like the SEC.

Dennis_DeYoung

It was really no threat. Deshaun with ball in hand at the end of the game is a W.

doogsinparadise

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Great atmosphere in Columbia today. Electric crowd. Boxom women. Khakis and tucked in polos abound; crowd obviously took advantage of Black Friday at Tommy Bahamas. Nothing quite like that southern sunshine. Nothing quite like the SEC.

*buxom

And fuck Tommy Bahama wearing fags.

RaceBannon

*botox

PurpleJ

Dennis_DeYoung said:

PurpleJ said:

He fast.

@PurpleJ - honestly his deep balls are the best I can recall. He is unreal throwing deep.

He's a little inconsistent, but when he's on, he's fucking unreal.

It's quite the compliment to his running ability. Clemson's defense sucks, though. They get plungered in the playoffs.

Dennis_DeYoung

PurpleJ said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

PurpleJ said:

He fast.

@PurpleJ - honestly his deep balls are the best I can recall. He is unreal throwing deep.

He's a little inconsistent, but when he's on, he's fucking unreal.

It's quite the compliment to his running ability. Clemson's defense sucks, though. They get plungered in the playoffs.

Duh.

I'm not sure Clemson would win the Pac-12 (in fact, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't). But they are pretty good. Watson—when he's on his game—is a beast.

PurpleJ

Dennis_DeYoung said:

PurpleJ said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

PurpleJ said:

He fast.

@PurpleJ - honestly his deep balls are the best I can recall. He is unreal throwing deep.

He's a little inconsistent, but when he's on, he's fucking unreal.

It's quite the compliment to his running ability. Clemson's defense sucks, though. They get plungered in the playoffs.

Duh.

I'm not sure Clemson would win the Pac-12 (in fact, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't). But they are pretty good. Watson—when he's on his game—is a beast.

They'd have a good shot. Stanford might whoop that ass, but that's about it.

Dennis_DeYoung

I feel like if you put them in the Pac-12 against, say, our schedule... they'd have dropped one or two. They are still good, though. Watson is a football genius.