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90sHuskyFan90sHuskyFan Member Posts: 215
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By local Sacramento (down here for work) people is why in the fuck is Jake Browning throwing bubble screens?!?

Since Browning is a popular, local boy a number of people here still follow him closely and therefore have watched UW games this year. Everyone here seems as perplexed by the offensive play calling as everyone on this bored.

My only answer? Our(?) coaching staff are fucking idiots... Can anyone help me with a decent answer to their question or does my reply pretty much sum it up?
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,055 Swaye's Wigwam
    90sHuskyFan said:

    By local Sacramento (down here for work) people is why in the fuck is Jake Browning throwing bubble screens?!?

    Since Browning is a popular, local boy a number of people here still follow him closely and therefore have watched UW games this year. Everyone here seems as perplexed by the offensive play calling as everyone on this bored.

    My only answer? Our(?) coaching staff are fucking idiots... Can anyone help me with a decent answer to their question or does my reply pretty much sum it up?

    Welcome to September
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  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,035
    90sHuskyFan said:

    BearsWiin said:

    "It's a high-percentage pass that quickly gets the ball to a playmaker in space for -2 yards"

    At least, that's what the brochure said

    FTFY

    My brochure is from the WAC, not the Pac-12
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    edited 2015 12
    By local Sacramento (down here for work) people is why in the fuck is Jake Browning throwing bubble screens?!?

    Since Browning is a popular, local boy a number of people here still follow him closely and therefore have watched UW games this year. Everyone here seems as perplexed by the offensive play calling as everyone on this bored.

    My only answer? Our(?) coaching staff are fucking idiots... Can anyone help me with a decent answer to their question or does my reply pretty much sum it up?


    Jake cant throw downfield, hanging in a collapsing pocket, waiting for a receiver to come open when 1. The oline cant hold their blocks and 2. Jaydon Mickens is your primary WR.

    Jake isnt in high school anymore new fish. Next?
    The only "fucking Idiots" are you and Jake's townfolk
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  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.
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  • section_332section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    It don't help him when our fuck receivers drop everything.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,910 Swaye's Wigwam
    BearsWiin said:

    "It's a high-percentage pass that quickly gets the ball to a playmaker in space"

    At least, that's what the brochure said

    Who are these playmakers you speak of?
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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,084 Founders Club
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.

    Gallstones, Jake didnt face pac12 defenses in high school. If you want Jake to throw for 10000 yards and 80td's then have him pack up for pullman. Aint happenin here. Oh, UW doesnt have Dom Williams, Gabe Marks, River Cracraft and 4 other 2nd teamers who'd start for UW right now. Get it. I think Smith would like to throw downfield, but its pretty hard when Your WR's get destroyed at the LOS, or miss every throw because they're too slow to get to the ball or too short-armed to make a catch. Lets just blame the coaches.

    I like to sit around the local Folsom diner, hopped up on cheap coffee, complaing about Jake's coaches' playcalling, its what I do.
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  • SteveInSheltonSteveInShelton Member Posts: 1,611
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.

    Gallstones, Jake didnt face pac12 defenses in high school. If you want Jake to throw for 10000 yards and 80td's then have him pack up for pullman. Aint happenin here. Oh, UW doesnt have Dom Williams, Gabe Marks, River Cracraft and 4 other 2nd teamers who'd start for UW right now. Get it. I think Smith would like to throw downfield, but its pretty hard when Your WR's get destroyed at the LOS, or miss every throw because they're too slow to get to the ball or too short-armed to make a catch. Lets just blame the coaches.

    I like to sit around the local Folsom diner, hopped up on cheap coffee, complaing about Jake's coaches' playcalling, its what I do.
    He probably faced better defenses than Arizona.
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  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    edited 2015 13
    Because we have Mickens. It's important to get him the ball so that he can start avoiding tackles and getting into open space. He does this usually by running backwards and losing yards...but hey...that's where the least amount of defenders are. Smart guy.
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  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,035
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    BearsWiin said:

    "It's a high-percentage pass that quickly gets the ball to a playmaker in space"

    At least, that's what the brochure said

    Who are these playmakers you speak of?
    Nap and Beno, duh
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  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.

    Gallstones, Jake didnt face pac12 defenses in high school. If you want Jake to throw for 10000 yards and 80td's then have him pack up for pullman. Aint happenin here. Oh, UW doesnt have Dom Williams, Gabe Marks, River Cracraft and 4 other 2nd teamers who'd start for UW right now. Get it. I think Smith would like to throw downfield, but its pretty hard when Your WR's get destroyed at the LOS, or miss every throw because they're too slow to get to the ball or too short-armed to make a catch. Lets just blame the coaches.

    I like to sit around the local Folsom diner, hopped up on cheap coffee, complaing about Jake's coaches' playcalling, its what I do.
    You like to pretend Peterman's offense haven't sucked four years in a row. That's what you do.
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.

    Gallstones, Jake didnt face pac12 defenses in high school. If you want Jake to throw for 10000 yards and 80td's then have him pack up for pullman. Aint happenin here. Oh, UW doesnt have Dom Williams, Gabe Marks, River Cracraft and 4 other 2nd teamers who'd start for UW right now. Get it. I think Smith would like to throw downfield, but its pretty hard when Your WR's get destroyed at the LOS, or miss every throw because they're too slow to get to the ball or too short-armed to make a catch. Lets just blame the coaches.

    I like to sit around the local Folsom diner, hopped up on cheap coffee, complaing about Jake's coaches' playcalling, its what I do.
    Can't win without Cuog WRs...

    CHRIST
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    BearsWiin said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    BearsWiin said:

    "It's a high-percentage pass that quickly gets the ball to a playmaker in space"

    At least, that's what the brochure said

    Who are these playmakers you speak of?
    Nap and Beno, duh
    Its actually "Nip", but your young generation prolly took offense to that disparaging comment towards all the chinamen on campus 20+ years later
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    ThomasFremont said:

    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.

    Gallstones, Jake didnt face pac12 defenses in high school. If you want Jake to throw for 10000 yards and 80td's then have him pack up for pullman. Aint happenin here. Oh, UW doesnt have Dom Williams, Gabe Marks, River Cracraft and 4 other 2nd teamers who'd start for UW right now. Get it. I think Smith would like to throw downfield, but its pretty hard when Your WR's get destroyed at the LOS, or miss every throw because they're too slow to get to the ball or too short-armed to make a catch. Lets just blame the coaches.

    I like to sit around the local Folsom diner, hopped up on cheap coffee, complaing about Jake's coaches' playcalling, its what I do.
    Can't win without Cuog WRs...

    CHRIST
    Watched a coug game lately freemefrommycloset? Maybe you'll learn somethin about the sport you post irrelevant shit on.
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    I work with a Folsom grad and everyone follows every Browning game religiously. I've heard similar things.

    Gallstones, Jake didnt face pac12 defenses in high school. If you want Jake to throw for 10000 yards and 80td's then have him pack up for pullman. Aint happenin here. Oh, UW doesnt have Dom Williams, Gabe Marks, River Cracraft and 4 other 2nd teamers who'd start for UW right now. Get it. I think Smith would like to throw downfield, but its pretty hard when Your WR's get destroyed at the LOS, or miss every throw because they're too slow to get to the ball or too short-armed to make a catch. Lets just blame the coaches.

    I like to sit around the local Folsom diner, hopped up on cheap coffee, complaing about Jake's coaches' playcalling, its what I do.
    Can't win without Cuog WRs...

    CHRIST
    Watched a coug game lately freemefrommycloset? Maybe you'll learn somethin about the sport you post irrelevant shit on.
    I've watched more Cuog football than Doog football, actually.

    WR is the most worthless and overrated position in football.

    Not surprised a doog like you eats up passing stats from a team that only passes.

    Cody Bruns would be a star WR in the Leach offense.

    Stick to incoherent ramblings, you suck at football talk.
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  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,430
    The correct answer to the original question is that maybe one day the corner and safety/LB will both fall down before the play starts and the bubble screen will work. Hasn't happened yet but gotta keep trying.
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