This bored

AZDuck

I feel like a Jew who crawled out of his basement in 1945 and is trying to suppress laughter as he pisses on the wreckage of the Reichskanzlerei.



On the one hand, I kind of like you assholes. But on the other hand, this bored's meltdowns are the best.





But in slightly related news, we suck now too.

PurpleBaze

AZDuck said:

I feel like a Jew who crawled out of his basement in 1945 and is trying to suppress laughter as he pisses on the wreckage of the Reichskanzlerei.

That's some dark shit, dude.

phineas

The lindquist package has been getting buried left and right by local media this week. Why did it take halfway through the season for them to bring up something we've been talking about since game 1

RaceBannon

You can still win the north. I will actually root for Oregon to beat Stanford to make certain the norte champ has two losses. Then the south fucks each other and no Pac12 team in the playoff.

Excellent

CuntWaffle

I'm just rooting for whatever will provide this board with more PLSS profanity sexist/racist laced rants.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

RaceBannon said:

You can still win the north. I will actually root for Oregon to beat Stanford to make certain the norte champ has two losses. Then the south fucks each other and no Pac12 team in the playoff.

Excellent

I will be rooting for ISIS in this one.

AZDuck

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Kaepsknee

AZDuck said:

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Not.so.fast. my friend. WSU owns the tiebreaker on you and Stanford would own the tiebreaker on WSU.

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RaceBannon

salemcoog said:

AZDuck said:

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Not.so.fast. my friend. WSU owns the tiebreaker on you and Stanford would own the tiebreaker on WSU.

Duck entitlement on display.gif

It's implied that if WSU is still alive they will lose the Apple Cup to blow it

dnc

salemcoog said:

AZDuck said:

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Not.so.fast. my friend. WSU owns the tiebreaker on you and Stanford would own the tiebreaker on WSU.

Duck entitlement on display.gif

Disagree. Just because AZ understands the cuog script doesn't make him entitled.

section8

phineas said:

The lindquist package has been getting buried left and right by local media this week. Why did it take halfway through the season for them to bring up something we've been talking about since game 1

Jood just came off a marathon game of Destiny and decided to do some work before he dives into Call of Duty this week?

greenblood

salemcoog said:

AZDuck said:

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Not.so.fast. my friend. WSU owns the tiebreaker on you and Stanford would own the tiebreaker on WSU.

Duck entitlement on display.gif

I feel sorry that you actually think the Cuogs won't find a way to blow it.










Teams like Oregon and Stanford generally choke when they get to the big games. WSU through historical evidence chokes before they get there. HTH

AZDuck

salemcoog said:

AZDuck said:

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Not.so.fast. my friend. WSU owns the tiebreaker on you and Stanford would own the tiebreaker on WSU.

Duck entitlement on display.gif

Everyone already said what I was going to say. Cuogs gonna Cuog - either against UCLA or UW.

greenblood

AZDuck said:

salemcoog said:

AZDuck said:

Technically, if Oregon beats Stanford and wins out, and Stanford loses to Cal - Oregon wins the Norte and goes to Blue Jeans Stadium to play the victor of the Loaded South.

Hard to believe the Rose Bowl is still theoretically in play, but it is.

Not.so.fast. my friend. WSU owns the tiebreaker on you and Stanford would own the tiebreaker on WSU.

Duck entitlement on display.gif

Everyone already said what I was going to say. Cuogs gonna Cuog - either against UCLA or UW.

They'll lose to UCLA, then beat UW.

They'll get an invite to the Sun Bowl and will get a winnable matchup against the U. The Cougs will take a 17 point lead into the half, but then the Cuogs show up in the second half lose by 14, or blow it in the most excruciating way possible.

~ The Script

section_332

Allah, the Pac12 is such a joke.

phineas

Poor coogs

MisterEm

phineas said:

Poor coogs

Beat Oregon. Nothing else matters.

Baseman

MisterEm said:

phineas said:

Poor coogs

Compete against Oregon. Nothing else seems to matter.

dongman

PurpleBaze said:

AZDuck said:

I feel like a Jew who crawled out of his basement in 1945 and is trying to suppress laughter as he pisses on the wreckage of the Reichskanzlerei.

That's some dark shit, dude.

That's racist