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Yes, we lost because of blah, blah. The real gut ripper
Postal91
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,731
I don't care (to the extreme of nut wrenching) if we lose by players fumbling it away, or dropping nearly every fucking ball that hits their hands, or refs are watching a game on their phone during play and calling flags on that fucking game.... (yes, this sucks and I fucking hate it, but it pales to this)
THE REAL PROBLEM
Our coaching staff does shit that makes me have no hope for the future. Our defense, fine, they can pretty much tell Pussimen to go F himself and they will go wreck people. however, it is our "offensive gurus" that are the nut kick for the Husky future.
No drive or inspiration, and they continue to do shit when it has never worked. They take out our FR QB that is trying to get the hang of all this and put in a captain that they 'like' so he can get PT. FUCK YOU. I don't care, you keep browning in so he can develop and get consistency in his game. YOU FUCKING TRY TO SCORE ON EVERY FUCKING DRIVE, EVEN IF THERE IS FUCKING 12 SECONDS LEFT AND YOU HAVE 2 TOS ON THE OPPONENT 40. Kick a fucking 55 yard FG, at least it is better than putting your skirt in the air before half. And Gaskin... such a weapon, yet Smiff appears to rather have him on the bench so his other friends can get PT. GOD DAMMIT.
The shit they keep doing and the decisions they make, FUCK!!! These kids have a future, but these coaches are going to fuck it all up and keep them down. I'm sorry, I'm pissed, I fucking hate Smith and hate the fucking fact that our head coach has no drive in him to score on every god damn play. 12 out of 12 PAC 12 coaches would have tried something at the end of the half... just unfortunate that someone was still in the WAC thinking they were playing Wyoming in the 2nd half.
I just got back from the game, am pissed, and need to go sleep it off. Fuck all this. Fuck me. Fuck it.
AND FUCK WHITE HELMETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad omen mother fuckers.
THE REAL PROBLEM
Our coaching staff does shit that makes me have no hope for the future. Our defense, fine, they can pretty much tell Pussimen to go F himself and they will go wreck people. however, it is our "offensive gurus" that are the nut kick for the Husky future.
No drive or inspiration, and they continue to do shit when it has never worked. They take out our FR QB that is trying to get the hang of all this and put in a captain that they 'like' so he can get PT. FUCK YOU. I don't care, you keep browning in so he can develop and get consistency in his game. YOU FUCKING TRY TO SCORE ON EVERY FUCKING DRIVE, EVEN IF THERE IS FUCKING 12 SECONDS LEFT AND YOU HAVE 2 TOS ON THE OPPONENT 40. Kick a fucking 55 yard FG, at least it is better than putting your skirt in the air before half. And Gaskin... such a weapon, yet Smiff appears to rather have him on the bench so his other friends can get PT. GOD DAMMIT.
The shit they keep doing and the decisions they make, FUCK!!! These kids have a future, but these coaches are going to fuck it all up and keep them down. I'm sorry, I'm pissed, I fucking hate Smith and hate the fucking fact that our head coach has no drive in him to score on every god damn play. 12 out of 12 PAC 12 coaches would have tried something at the end of the half... just unfortunate that someone was still in the WAC thinking they were playing Wyoming in the 2nd half.
I just got back from the game, am pissed, and need to go sleep it off. Fuck all this. Fuck me. Fuck it.
AND FUCK WHITE HELMETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad omen mother fuckers.
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As long you guys keep running the Lindy package and Wildcat, your Offense will continue to be garbage.
Newsflash: if you run certain plays more than others, odds are those plays will produce more big plays than others.
#math
If our HC cannot manage a fucking end-of-half situation, that's a problem.
If our HC allows a failure of a coordinator to continue to dink around and waste a (division, maybe conference) championship level defense, that's a problem.
If our HC brings a fucking bitch-ass pussy chicken'livered motherfucking pussy cunt 'lose with dignity' faggot game plan into another fucking game, that's a fucking problem.
Watching us roll out the swede makes me want to eat a bullet. I think I remember Browning pissed off on the sideline getting pulled for another faggot play call by that piece of shit smith for fucking Lundugaard. Good, force his fucking hand and play angry, take it personal. That's a fucking insult to you as a human being that smith would take you off the motherfucking field. Earn those snaps back, motherfucker.
Don't give Dwayne the rock, ever. Fuck him, I'm sick of the charade. Gaskin is three times the back Washington wishes he could be, give him the ball.
Fuck Mickens, because.
Somebody explain to me why I am not passed out right now. I should be asleep, or dead. It's not worth my time or energy to give two lazy fucks about this godforsaken wasteland of a program.
Gaskin would've had 200 yards last night if he had 25 carries that were mostly from an I formation.
Instead we routinely give him the ball on second down on a delay where he starts his carry with his momentum stopped.
It's so beyond FS it's insane.
When I watch Bama I cry. Line it up and run. It really works!
Fuck. And Kiffin is a Fucking bubble screen clown!
But because Saban wants everyone to see exactly how gigantic his balls are, he took on his friend's retarded son and told him: here's the offense you can run, have fun running clever play combos from this list of plays.
And it is time that Browning walks into Smiff's office with a playbook full of Swede packages and WR screens and shoves them up his ass, flat-side up.