KJR Hates Sick Kids

bananasnblondes

So I have a nickel, a gum wrapper, and a some pocket lint. I'm debating on using this wealth to bid on either watching Hugh Millen do chalk talk (I assume he'll say "sluggo" and "smoke screen" a lot), a brewery tour with Furness and Puckett, or going to dinner with Softy and his wife. I really don't want to overbid. Should I break the nickel into pennies or should I save the gum wrapper for myself?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Nybe

TommySQC

Softy is really awful at this. Did anyone really think Ron Crockett wasn't going to donate the $60k of the $100k threshold want reached? Dear God

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bananasnblondes said:

So I have a nickel, a gum wrapper, and a some pocket lint. I'm debating on using this wealth to bid on either watching Hugh Millen do chalk talk (I assume he'll say "sluggo" and "smoke screen" a lot), a brewery tour with Furness and Puckett, or going to dinner with Softy and his wife. I really don't want to overbid. Should I break the nickel into pennies or should I save the gum wrapper for myself?

Who in their right fucking mind would actually bid on these things?! Like who would really want to sit a fat guy and a fat girl eat?! Listen to a KKK member talk football?! Drink beers with a gap tooth Coog?!

Dick_B

Dinner with Softy and his wife? Abundance!

ThomasFremont

Dick_B said:

Dinner with Softy and his wife? Abundance!

Do we get to watch them fuck afterwards?

RoadDawg55

Dinner with Softy and his wife would be inhumane torture. If the option was available, I would choose getting drunk with Dick Baird. He might be an idiot on the air, but I'm sure he has good stories about Don James, recruiting, and the glory days.

tracker

ThomasFremont said:

Dick_B said:

Dinner with Softy and his wife? Abundance!

Do we get to watch them fuck afterwards?

Sure, but if you watch too long you'll go blind.

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ThomasFremont said:

Dick_B said:

Dinner with Softy and his wife? Abundance!

Do we get to watch them fuck afterwards?

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read on here. Citrus and Lemon Party isn't nearly as gross as that thought.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

ThomasFremont said:

Dick_B said:

Dinner with Softy and his wife? Abundance!

Do we get to watch them fuck afterwards?

brb jo

unfrozencaveman

Best way to get under Softy's skin - keep it simple...Bee Cee Cee

He hates that he never went to the U