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PurpleBaze

I was sending a PM to a cow-orker about our shift trading board at work. I had to consciously try not to type "bored" and "poast" in my message. You fuckers have ruined me.

Cool story, bro... NOGAF

Dennis_DeYoung

I said "I'd rather drink Coke than bleach" tonight. It all seeps in.

Meek

If it wasn't for iPhone auto correct every message or email I write is like that.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I said "I'd rather drink Coke than bleach" tonight. It all seeps in.

FREE PUB!!!1

Doogles

My spelling, grammar, social etiquette, etc. has suffered dearly because of this place.

HelfrichFamilyVan

I discuss full-blown AIDS in public more than I probably should.

Doog_de_Jour

I was reading a document at work that talked about "esophageal cancer" and my brain auto corrected it to @EsophagealFeces

PurpleReign

A couple weeks ago I was watching the Huskies with my father and I said I hope Smith would DIAFF and he did an awkward laugh "whoa" thing and then a "geez".

bananasnblondes

I know what you mean. I keep going to work while pitching a tent in my grey, semen-stained Husky sweatpants assuming it's normal behavior.

topdawgnc

I have to be careful about racial comments ...

PurpleJ

I say fucking dreckfest and no racist crap all the time at work.

FREE SVEN! FREE HARV!

PurpleReign

topdawgnc said:

I have to be careful about racial comments ...

You did kind of set yourself up for that one with the whole battle flag thing.

topdawgnc

PurpleReign said:

topdawgnc said:

I have to be careful about racial comments ...

You did kind of set yourself up for that one with the whole battle flag thing.

I support Clinton

PurpleBaze

Meek said:

If it wasn't for iPhone auto correct every message or email I write is like that.

My autocorrect has learned NOGAF and BevellFS.

At home, I use "dumb donkey" and "fuck that guy" often.

allpurpleallgold

I know what you mean. I'm always getting into threesomes with two old guys. Fucking Sven.

Swaye

allpurpleallgold said:

I know what you mean. I'm always getting into threesomes with two old guys. Fucking Sven.

/thread

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

allpurpleallgold said:

I know what you mean. I'm always getting into threesomes with two old guys. Fucking Sven.

Pics?

PurpleJ

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

allpurpleallgold said:

I know what you mean. I'm always getting into threesomes with two old guys. Fucking Sven.

Pics?

Mods?

dnc

allpurpleallgold said:

I know what you mean. I'm always getting into threesomes with two old guys. Fucking Sven.

Do you tire of old asian men telling you "you're the only white dude that ever got me off"?

EsophagealFeces

My phone now thinks that poast, fucktard, @CuntWaffle, sarkastic, NTTAWWT, IPIIHB, and plungered are real words.

EsophagealFeces

Doog_de_Jour said:

I was reading a document at work that talked about "esophageal cancer" and my brain auto corrected it to @EsophagealFeces

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