Auburndawg is no Doog

Auburndawg

I declare to the world that Steve Sarkisian has finally developed original identities on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball

That is from John B over on DM. I reminded him that this new identity has lasted exactly one game so far.

I am Sarksceptical; willing to give him this year to prove himself. I understand being 100% Negasark; ready to fire him right now. What I can't understand is being 100% Posisark. Amazing.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Your obsession with Washington's status as Oregon's bitch makes you a Doog.

Hope this helps.

ThomasFremont

This thread delivers.

AZDuck

Yes, yes it does.

ThomasFremont said:

This thread delivers.

RoadDawg55

Great job AuburnDoog! You really showed JohnB! Now fuck off and DIAF!

Swaye

Can't we all just get along?

jmc84

Auburndawg said:

I declare to the world that Steve Sarkisian has finally developed original identities on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball

That is from John B over on DM. I reminded him that this new identity has lasted exactly one game so far.

I am Sarksceptical; willing to give him this year to prove himself. I understand being 100% Negasark; ready to fire him right now. What I can't understand is being 100% Posisark. Amazing.

Disagree.

AZDuck

No.

Swaye said:

Can't we all just get along?

Auburndawg

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

greenblood

Auburndawg said:

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

The fact that this is important to you is a little disturbing.

Swaye

Auburndawg said:

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

I will acknowledge you are less doog'ish than most on Douchenozzle.com. The fact that you spend time here testifies to that. However, compared to most of us around here, you are pretty fucking high on the doog-o-meter.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Auburndawg said:

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

AuburndoogFS has a nice ring to it

ThomasFremont

Swaye said:

Auburndawg said:

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

I will acknowledge you are less doog'ish than most on Douchenozzle.com. The fact that you spend time here testifies to that. However, compared to most of us around here, you are pretty fucking high on the doog-o-meter.

In other words, you aren't as bad as Ty, but you are as bad as Sark.

Grats.

Swaye

ThomasFremont said:

Swaye said:

Auburndawg said:

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

I will acknowledge you are less doog'ish than most on Douchenozzle.com. The fact that you spend time here testifies to that. However, compared to most of us around here, you are pretty fucking high on the doog-o-meter.

In other words, you aren't as bad as Ty, but you are as bad as Sark.

Grats.

Pretty much this.

I still think you should drink a gallon of kerosene and swallow a match, but I wouldn't drive a dump truck over your charred carcass, whereas with KrisVashondoog, I would.

DeepSeaZ

Seriously, it's doogish. Stop caring what people think, be yourself, but prepare to back up your statements with facts and/or amusement. Preferably both. Just remember, a life of abundance is always better than a life without abundance.

greenblood said:

Auburndawg said:

Are there different levels of Doogness? Can I at least be acknowledged as less of a Doog than most of the DM population?

The fact that this is important to you is a little disturbing.

RaceBannon

John B once interviewed me and






There's really no story I just thought it sound Phil Bleenorish to drop that factoid

Auburndawg

If you know Auburndawg you know that Auburndawg does not care what anyone thinks about Auburndawg.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Auburndawg said:

If you know Auburndawg you know that Auburndawg does not care what anyone thinks about Auburndawg.

Except when Auburndoog constantly posts about himself in a desperate search for validation.

CuntWaffle

Being "less doog" is like having "less cancer".

Southerndawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Auburndawg said:

If you know Auburndawg you know that Auburndawg does not care what anyone thinks about Auburndawg.

Except when Auburndoog constantly posts about himself in the third person in a desperate search for validation.

unfrozencaveman

I do think there should be a doog classification system, for taxonomic purposes. Several distinct subspecies are evident

Someone should take a stab at it