So... I'm headed to court today

Feelin' pretty good. Client asks me how I'm feeling.

I respond: "I've got the gloves off. I'm ready to roll."

@Tequilla

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Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Is this aids court? Or something between Maury and Judge Judy?

SC_Haden_Fruede

If your client was a Hardcore Husky fan you could have said "I've got the gloves off. I'm ready to pump some gas."

LITIGATE MY CASE DUCK!!!!!!!1!!!!1

Fuck off, gloves

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

I imagine PurpleThrobber as Quagmire from Family Guy

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Defending Bowe Bergdhal?

The client asked you how you are feeling?

He's guilty

The client asked you how you are feeling?

He's guilty

bingo.

Your* both all in now. Let him know this isn't going well and it's looking like 20+ years... or $BIGGESTAMOUNTIMAGINABLE... if civil. This way, anything the jury returns, your a hiro.

Tell him you need more time to get your jurors in there.

Full acquittal.

Suck it, America.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Catherine Bell.

https://www.google.com/search?q=catherine+bell&espv=2&biw=1502&bih=903&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMImcaJyYfpyAIVEaOICh1_Ngaj&dpr=0.9

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Did you ask for a blanket from the flight attend and first?

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.
Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.
Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

I laffed.

Catherine Bell is wood smash material.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.
Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

I laffed.

Catherine Bell is wood smash material.

Some QUALITY nude work from early in her career. God bless Showtime/HBO/Cinemax late night for giving struggling actresses a hand up.

Beat a ranked @creepycoug and then pop off!

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Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Is this aids court? Or something between Maury and Judge Judy?

SC_Haden_Fruede

If your client was a Hardcore Husky fan you could have said "I've got the gloves off. I'm ready to pump some gas."

LITIGATE MY CASE DUCK!!!!!!!1!!!!1

Fuck off, gloves

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?

Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.

In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

I imagine PurpleThrobber as Quagmire from Family Guy

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Defending Bowe Bergdhal?

The client asked you how you are feeling?

He's guilty

The client asked you how you are feeling?

He's guilty

bingo.

Your* both all in now. Let him know this isn't going well and it's looking like 20+ years... or $BIGGESTAMOUNTIMAGINABLE... if civil. This way, anything the jury returns, your a hiro.

Tell him you need more time to get your jurors in there.

Full acquittal.

Suck it, America.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.

Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Catherine Bell.

https://www.google.com/search?q=catherine+bell&espv=2&biw=1502&bih=903&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMImcaJyYfpyAIVEaOICh1_Ngaj&dpr=0.9

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.

Did you ask for a blanket from the flight attend and first?

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.
Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.
Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

I laffed.

Catherine Bell is wood smash material.

Court? Thought you were a military man? JAG?
Yes, JAG.

Upside: @AZDuck had some great stories to tell.

Downside: AZDuck talks more that @Tequilla writes. Simple fact.
In defense of JAG:

BRB, Jag off.
Who is this because I seriously jerked off on the plane looking at it on my phone.
Did you ask for a blanket from the @Swaye first?

I laffed.

Catherine Bell is wood smash material.

Some QUALITY nude work from early in her career. God bless Showtime/HBO/Cinemax late night for giving struggling actresses a hand up.

Beat a ranked @creepycoug and then pop off!

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