Harbaugh Tweet of the Day

PurpleJ

https://twitter.com/eric_adelson/status/658963365528760320/photo/1

DerekJohnson

When asked how to maximize candy accumulation on Halloween, Chris Petersen shrugged. "It's hard," he said. "Every piece of candy is a big struggle."

RaceBannon

Sometimes you have to be stubborn about going door to door and not stop going to the door

Dardanus

On the 4th block with only 1 house to go, he waved the white flag and went home. Too risky.

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Quite honestly, kids need to execute at a high level in all three phases of trick or treating

SpoonieLuv

This is a tough, tough neighborhood.

Dennis_DeYoung

RaceBannon said:

Sometimes you have to be stubborn about going door to door and not stop going to the door

But sometimes my friends talk me out of it. They are doing a good job of getting candy, though. They really are.

Sometimes you don't have to go door-to-door. There's a lot of ways to attack a neighborhood.

Postal91

And the talent is young. I have some talent in Gaskin, and while I let him out of the house to trick or treat on the 31st, the others really need to develop on the other days that I take them through the neighborhood. But, ya, Gaskin is a performer and does great on the 31st. We'll come around, and I can imagine one day all will be put in the position where I can let them trick-or-treat on the 31st. I don't know, we'll see, Coach Smith is the one that drives them and unlocks the front door.... so, ya. Ya. It's hard.

DerekJohnson said:

When asked how to maximize candy accumulation on Halloween, Chris Petersen shrugged. "It's hard," he said. "Every piece of candy is a big struggle."

ThomasFremont

Petermen coaches like he grew up as one of those kids that had their mom take them trick or treating at the mall to be safe.

RaceBannon

ThomasFremont said:

Petermen coaches like he grew up as one of those kids that had their mom take them trick or treating at the mall to be safe.

Nothing toughens up a kid like a mouth full of razor blades

ThomasFremont

RaceBannon said:

ThomasFremont said:

Petermen coaches like he grew up as one of those kids that had their mom take them trick or treating at the mall to be safe.

Nothing toughens up a kid like a mouth full of razor blades

To be fair, his mom was probably worried about people handing out candy infused with THC.

Because who doesn't want to waste tons of their weed/money getting random kids stoned?

PurpleJ

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

ThomasFremont said:

Petermen coaches like he grew up as one of those kids that had their mom take them trick or treating at the mall to be safe.

Nothing toughens up a kid like a mouth full of razor blades

To be fair, his mom was probably worried about people handing out candy infused with THC.

Because who doesn't want to waste tons of their weed/money getting random kids stoned?

I step it up a notch and give them MDMA laced with cocaine. "Gee honey, that candy sure made lil Jimmy hyper."

ThomasFremont

PurpleJ said:

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

ThomasFremont said:

Petermen coaches like he grew up as one of those kids that had their mom take them trick or treating at the mall to be safe.

Nothing toughens up a kid like a mouth full of razor blades

To be fair, his mom was probably worried about people handing out candy infused with THC.

Because who doesn't want to waste tons of their weed/money getting random kids stoned?

I step it up a notch and give them MDMA laced with cocaine. "Gee honey, that candy sure made lil Jimmy hyper."

Damn the high fructose corn syrup!

PurpleJ

And Sark's kids would be too drunk to get a lot of candy.

RaceBannon

Sark tells his kids to just go out there and let it rip on Halloween. Don't worry about the result, just focus on the fun!

ThomasFremont

Gilby ate all his player's candy

PurpleJ

RaceBannon said:

Sark tells his kids to just go out there and let it rip on Halloween. Don't worry about the result, just focus on the fun!

We're playing with house candy.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RaceBannon said:

Sark tells his kids to just go out there and let it rip on Halloween. Don't worry about the result, just focus on the fun!

Tyrone thinks that celebrating Halloween, and consuming candy in general, shows a disturbing lack of proper comportment

EsophagealFeces

ThomasFremont said:

Petermen coaches like he grew up as one of those kids that had their mom take them trick or treating at the mall church party to be safe.

Crisped

CuntWaffle

Getting candy on Halloween is a process. It doesn't happen with a snap of the fingers. Most of these kids only have a year or two experience getting candy. It takes time.

greenblood

RaceBannon said:

Sark tells his kids to just go out there and let it rip on Halloween. Don't worry about the result, just focus on the fun!

Lots of fun!!