APAGderings

allpurpleallgold

Beat Oregon, nothing else matters. That has been a clear cut sign that someone is a doog for years now. So I'm having trouble justifying how Half Brains (including myself) and others are saying Peterman didn't beat Oregon so fire him.

The nothing else matters part is tricky. Because we could totally come up with other stuff that matters. Other reasons why we think Peterman isn't the guy. But I wasn't ready to fire him last week.

I've decided to loosen the leash on Peterman. You may think that makes me a doog. Which is why the two previous paragraphs exist. It's a brilliant republican tactic. You can say I'm a doog but I've presented the case that you're actually the doog. And sure maybe my side of the argument is flimsy. But you have to make a nuanced argument to combat it. While I can just say that you think beat Oregon nothing else matters, you're the doog. Just like they hate us for our freedom or then why did Al Gore by beachfront property. I've got a gotcha saying and the nuanced argument for why that saying is idiotic loses because it's not catchy.


We lost a hero this week. Sven (Ts and Ps) has been a part of my life for like a decade (Ts and Ps to me). He has always been the best poster on every tit dirt message board we've been a part of (fuck Race and his Sagarin ratings). Which is why seeing him leave now that this is like a real message board makes me kind of sad. But you know maybe he's just a big fish little pond kind of guy. Maybe he doesn't think he can hack it in a place that doesn't encourage stalking 20 something year old waitresses. Maybe he's just a bottom feeder that isn't good enough to be mainstream. And maybe he'll come back if I call him out.


Huskies win this week, rather easily. Say, 34-17...I'm hearing that movies that come out in 1980 are not 80s movies...Dish has some great deals going on right now...If you're growing sick of the dreck that is football, don't worry, the NBA is almost here...Cavs win the title, Anthony Davis MVP, Emmanuel Moodiay ROY, Robert Swift Comeback POY...tick...tick...tick...

ExtraChrisB

allpurpleallgold said:

Beat Oregon, nothing else matters. That has been a clear cut sign that someone is a doog for years now. So I'm having trouble justifying how Half Brains (including myself) and others are saying Peterman didn't beat Oregon so fire him.

The nothing else matters part is tricky. Because we could totally come up with other stuff that matters. Other reasons why we think Peterman isn't the guy. But I wasn't ready to fire him last week.

I've decided to loosen the leash on Peterman. You may think that makes me a doog. Which is why the two previous paragraphs exist. It's a brilliant republican tactic. You can say I'm a doog but I've presented the case that you're actually the doog. And sure maybe my side of the argument is flimsy. But you have to make a nuanced argument to combat it. While I can just say that you think beat Oregon nothing else matters, you're the doog. Just like they hate us for our freedom or then why did Al Gore by beachfront property. I've got a gotcha saying and the nuanced argument for why that saying is idiotic loses because it's not catchy.


We lost a hero this week. Sven (Ts and Ps) has been a part of my life for like a decade (Ts and Ps to me). He has always been the best poster on every tit dirt message board we've been a part of (fuck Race and his Sagarin ratings). Which is why seeing him leave now that this is like a real message board makes me kind of sad. But you know maybe he's just a big fish little pond kind of guy. Maybe he doesn't think he can hack it in a place that doesn't encourage stalking 20 something year old waitresses. Maybe he's just a bottom feeder that isn't good enough to be mainstream. And maybe he'll come back if I call him out.


Huskies win this week, rather easily. Say, 34-17...I'm hearing that movies that come out in 1980 are not 80s movies...Dish has some great deals going on right now...If you're growing sick of the dreck that is football, don't worry, the NBA is almost here...Cavs win the title, Anthony Davis MVP, Emmanuel Moodiay ROY, Robert Swift Comeback POY...tick...tick...tick...

Disagree.

RaceBannon

Hurtful

dnc

allpurpleallgold said:

Beat Oregon, nothing else matters. That has been a clear cut sign that someone is a doog for years now. So I'm having trouble justifying how Half Brains (including myself) and others are saying Peterman didn't beat Oregon so fire him.

The nothing else matters part is tricky. Because we could totally come up with other stuff that matters. Other reasons why we think Peterman isn't the guy. But I wasn't ready to fire him last week.

I've decided to loosen the leash on Peterman. You may think that makes me a doog. Which is why the two previous paragraphs exist. It's a brilliant republican tactic. You can say I'm a doog but I've presented the case that you're actually the doog. And sure maybe my side of the argument is flimsy. But you have to make a nuanced argument to combat it. While I can just say that you think beat Oregon nothing else matters, you're the doog. Just like they hate us for our freedom or then why did Al Gore by beachfront property. I've got a gotcha saying and the nuanced argument for why that saying is idiotic loses because it's not catchy.


We lost a hero this week. Sven (Ts and Ps) has been a part of my life for like a decade (Ts and Ps to me). He has always been the best poster on every tit dirt message board we've been a part of (fuck Race and his Sagarin ratings). Which is why seeing him leave now that this is like a real message board makes me kind of sad. But you know maybe he's just a big fish little pond kind of guy. Maybe he doesn't think he can hack it in a place that doesn't encourage stalking 20 something year old waitresses. Maybe he's just a bottom feeder that isn't good enough to be mainstream. And maybe he'll come back if I call him out.


Huskies win this week, rather easily. Say, 34-17...I'm hearing that movies that come out in 1980 are not 80s movies...Dish has some great deals going on right now...If you're growing sick of the dreck that is football, don't worry, the NBA is almost here...Cavs win the title, Anthony Davis MVP, Emmanuel Moodiay ROY, Robert Swift Comeback POY...tick...tick...tick...

No better way to honor Sven's memory.

Kudos.

haie

It's like no one brings up the Boise or Cal losses either. And yes, beat Oregon because the whole situation is a fucking embarassment. I'll say the same thing about Arizona State later this year.

CuntWaffle

Well said.

pawz

YBE

Dardanus

DPOTW!

AZDuck

APAG - it's not "beat Oregon nothing else matters" but rather beat the shitty teams on the schedule in order to demonstrate that your team isn't shitty. Oregon is a shitty defense and a somewhat-above average offense this year, which is the worst Oregon team since probably 2004. Slingblade did everything he could to hand that gayme to UW just like he handed the Cuog game to the Cuogs (who, surprsisingly failed to Cuog).

Peterman deserves oppobrium from the fanz for not taking the proffered gift.

Kaepsknee

Very cathartic.

ThomasFremont

allpurpleallgold said:

Beat Oregon, nothing else matters. That has been a clear cut sign that someone is a doog for years now. So I'm having trouble justifying how Half Brains (including myself) and others are saying Peterman didn't beat Oregon so fire him.

The nothing else matters part is tricky. Because we could totally come up with other stuff that matters. Other reasons why we think Peterman isn't the guy. But I wasn't ready to fire him last week.

I've decided to loosen the leash on Peterman. You may think that makes me a doog. Which is why the two previous paragraphs exist. It's a brilliant republican tactic. You can say I'm a doog but I've presented the case that you're actually the doog. And sure maybe my side of the argument is flimsy. But you have to make a nuanced argument to combat it. While I can just say that you think beat Oregon nothing else matters, you're the doog. Just like they hate us for our freedom or then why did Al Gore by beachfront property. I've got a gotcha saying and the nuanced argument for why that saying is idiotic loses because it's not catchy.


We lost a hero this week. Sven (Ts and Ps) has been a part of my life for like a decade (Ts and Ps to me). He has always been the best poster on every tit dirt message board we've been a part of (fuck Race and his Sagarin ratings). Which is why seeing him leave now that this is like a real message board makes me kind of sad. But you know maybe he's just a big fish little pond kind of guy. Maybe he doesn't think he can hack it in a place that doesn't encourage stalking 20 something year old waitresses. Maybe he's just a bottom feeder that isn't good enough to be mainstream. And maybe he'll come back if I call him out.


Huskies win this week, rather easily. Say, 34-17...I'm hearing that movies that come out in 1980 are not 80s movies...Dish has some great deals going on right now...If you're growing sick of the dreck that is football, don't worry, the NBA is almost here...Cavs win the title, Anthony Davis MVP, Emmanuel Moodiay ROY, Robert Swift Comeback POY...tick...tick...tick...

Not gonna lie, losing Sven hurts worse than the Oregon loss.

HuskyJW

If Caitlyn Jenner is a hero than I guess Sven is as well.

Can the bar be any lower?

ThomasFremont

HuskyJW said:

If Caitlyn Jenner is a hero than I guess Sven is as well.

Can the bar be any lower?

JaWarrenJaHooker

I read it.