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Minion for hire

EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,476 Swaye's Wigwam
Now that Sven is dead, my services are available. PM me if you're interested. I only accept payment in Svenbucks.
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,308 Swaye's Wigwam
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,308 Swaye's Wigwam
  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,308 Swaye's Wigwam
    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
  • DontCallMeShirleyDontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283
    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,476 Swaye's Wigwam
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
  • DontCallMeShirleyDontCallMeShirley Member Posts: 283


    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
    Seems like you do too.
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,476 Swaye's Wigwam


    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
    Seems like you do too.
    Not particularly. I actually laughed my ass off at his post. The only reason I started this thread to was to elicit that reaction. Mission accomplished.
  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732


    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    Sounds like you care.
    I do. That's why I spent the time on the post.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 45,056 Standard Supporter
    HuskyInAZ said:

    The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

    Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

    Qualifications:
    - Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
    - Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
    - Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
    - Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

    Accomplishments:
    - Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
    - Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
    - Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

    Interests:
    - Star Wars
    - Pokemon
    - Death by fire

    References:
    - @PurpleJ
    - @doogsinparadise
    - @haie

    If I pay the premium subscription, can I see your pics?
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,308 Swaye's Wigwam

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,476 Swaye's Wigwam
    HuskyInAZ said:

    I

    haie said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
    Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.
    I LOLd. I think you're starting to get it.
  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    What's wrong with Pokemon?
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,308 Swaye's Wigwam
    HuskyInAZ said:

    I

    haie said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
    Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.
    What the fuck did you expect? This is the Peterman era. You're not getting that fat STD-ridden 2 inches of thunder from your old boy anymore. He ditched UW, because UW just can't compete anymore. MoveOn.org
  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    I

    haie said:

    haie said:

    HuskyInAZ said:

    haie said:

    He mad.

    Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.
    Sounds like you're mad.
    Do you care? Seems like it.
    I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.
    Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.
    What the fuck did you expect? This is the Peterman era. You're not getting that fat STD-ridden 2 inches of thunder from your old boy anymore. He ditched UW, because UW just can't compete anymore. MoveOn.org
    I'm having a good night. Don't piss on my parade.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,308 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited October 2015
    PurpleJ said:

    Who is Sven? Does he poast here?

    I don't know but now I need to find someone whose waste of internet board space I could follow, and whose butthole I could lick and swallow.

    I'm going with:

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    Over this:

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    And this:

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