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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    dflea said:

    Sometimes when I go fishing I have to shit in the woods.

    I always bring paper towels, because this is no event to fuck around with.

    On occasion, I don;t get the job done right, even with paper towels, and I wind up having monkey butt. When fishing - or hunting - or doing virtually any fucking thing, having monkey butt is a bad outcome.

    I'd rather have the itchiest, reddest ass in the world than watch a game like that piece of shit again. Annnnnnnd I'd take 4 shits without wiping my ass at all if we could figure out how to play fucking football again.,

    This is why I love this board.
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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    dflea said:

    Sometimes when I go fishing I have to shit in the woods.

    I always bring paper towels, because this is no event to fuck around with.

    On occasion, I don;t get the job done right, even with paper towels, and I wind up having monkey butt. When fishing - or hunting - or doing virtually any fucking thing, having monkey butt is a bad outcome.

    I'd rather have the itchiest, reddest ass in the world than watch a game like that piece of shit again. Annnnnnnd I'd take 4 shits without wiping my ass at all if we could figure out how to play fucking football again.,

    If you wiped your ass with paper towels instead of toilet paper you're still going to have a red ass.
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