I can't watch football anymore this year -- what should I do instead?

Thump

Dennis_DeYoung

Other (write in)

Mix 50% cyanide, 50% dark rum. Drink. Shoot yourself in the face and ask yourself why you can't handle losing since you're a fan of a loser team.

Or, just go fuck yourself and inject your own mother with AIDS because she deserves it.

BayDawg

Other (write in)

Stalk the Keeley thread and attack your Johnson like it owes you money.

EsophagealFeces

The Field

Get AIDS from a ladyboy going ass to mouth on you.

PurpleReign

Move to Thailand

Root for Stanford?

Thump

All of the above

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Mix 50% cyanide, 50% dark rum. Drink. Shoot yourself in the face and ask yourself why you can't handle losing since you're a fan of a loser team.

Or, just go fuck yourself and inject your own mother with AIDS because she deserves it.

That is some dark shit man. I don't know if I want to post here any more.

Swaye

Other (write in)

Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

PurpleJ

Other (write in)

NTD, BB.

PurpleJ

Other (write in)

PurpleReign said:

Root for BAMA?

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

How is that different from what you do after a win?

Mad_Son

All of the above

@Houhusky and I like it in Big SEC country. We'd like it better though if you started a marijuana store that cataloged the best free porn on the internet.

Swaye

Other (write in)

PurpleThrobber said:

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Swaye said:

Just sit in a corner shaking and vomiting while jerking off to Keeley pics with a huge puke green butt plug shoehorned into your ass. That's what I'm doing.

How is that different from what you do after a win?

The butt plug is purple.

dongman

Mix percocets and silver tequila of your favorite variety.

WhiskeyDawg

Switch to DirecTV.