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SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357 Founders Club
...has the potential to be the best week in my sports life for the last 15 fucking years.

UW skullfucks a ranked USC in their own house, which causes the fat Armenian to go on a bender which gets him shit canned three days later, all leading up to UW actually beating Oregon for the first time in any of Spooge's dates lives.

I am going to do enough coke to kill a bear if we win Saturday. A goddamn bear I tell you.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    ...has the potential to be the best week in my sports life for the last 15 fucking years.

    UW skullfucks a ranked USC in their own house, which causes the fat Armenian to go on a bender which gets him shit canned three days later, all leading up to UW actually beating Oregon for the first time in any of Spooge's dates lives.

    I am going to do enough coke to kill a bear if we win Saturday. A goddamn bear I tell you.

    Got any casino cocktail waitresses lined up yet?
  • topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,517 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    ...has the potential to be the best week in my sports life for the last 15 fucking years.

    UW skullfucks a ranked USC in their own house, which causes the fat Armenian to go on a bender which gets him shit canned three days later, all leading up to UW actually beating Oregon for the first time in any of Spooge's dates lives.

    I am going to do enough coke to kill a bear if we win Saturday. A goddamn bear I tell you.

    I will fly out to Virginia and supply the coke, box cutters, and chicken wire necessary to achieve this. Or we will end up like Timothy Treadwell. Either way it will be interesting.
  • MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    haie said:

    Swaye said:

    ...has the potential to be the best week in my sports life for the last 15 fucking years.

    UW skullfucks a ranked USC in their own house, which causes the fat Armenian to go on a bender which gets him shit canned three days later, all leading up to UW actually beating Oregon for the first time in any of Spooge's dates lives.

    I am going to do enough coke to kill a bear if we win Saturday. A goddamn bear I tell you.

    I will fly out to Virginia and supply the coke, box cutters, and chicken wire necessary to achieve this. Or we will end up like Timothy Treadwell. Either way it will be interesting.
    You know who else liked to fly to Virginia with box cutters?
    Too soon.
  • claychaclaycha Member Posts: 662
    Swaye said:

    ...has the potential to be the best week in my sports life for the last 15 fucking years.

    UW skullfucks a ranked USC in their own house, which causes the fat Armenian to go on a bender which gets him shit canned three days later, all leading up to UW actually beating Oregon for the first time in any of Spooge's dates lives.

    I am going to do enough coke to kill a bear if we win Saturday. A goddamn bear I tell you.

    BEAR DOWN. I get it now!!
  • JaWarrenJaHookerJaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 2,030

    Swaye said:

    If Willingham could get run over and greased by a golf cart in a freak 9th green accident while Emmert got secretly videotaped with an underage boy in Indy sometime this week, I'd kill myself. It literally could never get any better.

    Don't forget grainy footage resurfacing of Babs plowing Gerberding with a strap-on.
    Strap on? Thought Babs has a dick
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 36,946 Founders Club
    edited October 2015
    And my favorite soccer team just fired their coach two months into the season. A week later they hired a guy who took a nobody team in Germany to two Bundesliga titles and a 2nd place finish in the UEFA Champions League. Both them and the Huskies went to season being over to not over in a week's time.

    #sportsboner
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    PurpleJ said:

    And my favorite soccer team just fired their coach two months into the season. A week later they hired a guy who took a nobody team in Germany to two Bundesliga titles and a 2nd place finish in the UEFA Champions League. Both them and the Huskies went to season being over to not over in a week's time.

    #sportsboner

    Take this homo shit to fag J's FIFA bored!
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 36,946 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    PurpleJ said:

    And my favorite soccer team just fired their coach two months into the season. A week later they hired a guy who took a nobody team in Germany to two Bundesliga titles and a 2nd place finish in the UEFA Champions League. Both them and the Huskies went to season being over to not over in a week's time.

    #sportsboner

    Take this homo shit to fag J's FIFA bored!
    This is the FIFA bored.

    Axe @DerekJohnson
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,530 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    If Willingham could get run over and greased by a golf cart in a freak 9th green accident while Emmert got secretly videotaped with an underage boy in Indy sometime this week, I'd kill myself. It literally could never get any better.

    Don't forget grainy footage resurfacing of Babs plowing Gerberding with a strap-on.
    POTW
  • RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,650 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    If Willingham could get run over and greased by a golf cart in a freak 9th green accident while Emmert got secretly videotaped with an underage boy in Indy sometime this week, I'd kill myself. It literally could never get any better.

    Don't forget grainy footage resurfacing of Babs plowing Gerberding with a strap-on.
    Strap on? Thought Babs has a dick
    Super enlarged clit is what I heard.
    So they're as gay as

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