Sark is in rehab

uw2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YODdO2FhHiA

Meek

What was it, 3 1/2 weeks ago when Sark was asked if he'd forego alcohol the rest of the season.... "Sure. Without a doubt."

AlCzervik

Kim's silence in this thread speaks volumes.

CuntWaffle

It's ok. He said he doesn't think he has an alcohol problem.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Johnny Patron heard from:

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653358694038548480

CheersWestDawg

Scott Wolf is having a fucking heyday with Sark.

I heartily approve.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CheersWestDawg said:

Scott Wolf is having a fucking heyday with Sark.

I heartily approve.

A virtual skullfucking.

TierbsHsotBoobs

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653355657244995584

CheersWestDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CheersWestDawg said:

Scott Wolf is having a fucking heyday with Sark.

I heartily approve.

A virtual skullfucking.

We need a photoshop or one of those funny gifs from Race of Wolf skullfucking Sark's dead corpse.

whatshouldicareabout

The real question should be: was Sark ever sober at any time during his tenures at Washington and USC?

ThomasFremont

https://twitter.com/alexSSN/status/653339994879188992

fivehundredmileDAWG

This is easily the greatest thread in HH history.

I am sure there are more storied to come, this is a beautiful gift our Lord and Savior Haden hath bestowed upon us, and it will keep giving for days to come.

MisterEm

whatshouldicareabout said:

The real question should be: was Sark ever sober at any time during his tenures at Washington and USC?

Why do you Axe me this question?

TierbsHsotBoobs

ThomasFremont said:

Just gonna leave this here... Steve Sarkisian for 2016 Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator.

— Seattle Sportsnet (@alexSSN) October 11, 2015

Fuck. That. Doog.

gmo

Meek

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

This is easily the greatest thread in HH history.

I am sure there are more storied to come, this is a beautiful gift our Lord and Savior Haden hath bestowed upon us, and it will keep giving for days to come.

Lest we ever forget the day Sark left us. This is a distant 2nd.

Gladstone

ThomasFremont said:

https://twitter.com/alexSSN/status/653339994879188992

LMAO

section_332

Peace be with all my brothers. For the forsaken one has been banished.

Get ready to bow the fuck down baby. For years to come

whatshouldicareabout

"Sarkisian was not in attendance at the Trojans' practice on Sunday afternoon. A player told ESPN's Shelley Smith via text that Sarkisian "showed up lit to meetings again today."

Source: http://espn.go.com/losangeles/college-football/story/_/id/13864229/usc-trojans-head-coach-steve-sarkisian-take-leave-absence

CuntWaffle

I think the moral of the story is this. When you mix meds with a bottle of patron... you are going to say/do things you are going to regret.