Sark's next move after getting fired from USC...

DerekJohnson

Sark + Arkansas = Sarkansas!!!

DerekJohnson

this is as goofy as a PurpleJ post.

PurpleReign

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Sark + Arkansas = Sarkansas!!!

Didn't HH start the Sark to Ark rumor and people actually started to believe it and repeat it on Arkansas message boards?

creepycoug

Joeys of course.

Meek

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Meek said:

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Oregon needs that type of coach.

PurpleThrobber

Sark's going to transition into selling real estate in LA. Same guy.

MisterEm

PurpleThrobber said:

Sark's going to transition into selling real estate in LA. Same guy.

I am ashamed to know of said real estate douche.

KoolAidMan

Hardcore Husky - We're Always Right

RaceBannon

#MDLLA

sarktastic

PurpleThrobber said:

Sark's going to transition into selling real estate in LA. Same guy.

This.

Daddy's footsteps

Southerndawg

PurpleJ

I'd pay money to watch Sark coach in the SEC. That shit would be AWESOME. His OL would get skullfucked on a weekly basis.

Southerndawg

PurpleJ said:

I'd pay money to watch Sark coach in the SEC. That shit would be AWESOME. His OL would get skullfucked on a weekly basis.

The players would skull fuck him and the AD would fire his drunken bloody corpse before the first game #MikePriceDestinyx10

dnc

PurpleJ said:

I'd pay money to watch Sark coach in the SEC. That shit would be AWESOME. His OL would get skullfucked on a weekly basis.

Everyone in the SEC takes football too seriously to hire Sark.

RoadDawg55

Meek said:

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

DerekJohnson

We used to say "Randy Hart made more money off of Steve Emtman than Steve Emtman made off of Steve Emtman."

Now we can say Steve Sarkisian swindled a fortune off an 0-12 team that had the talent to go 7-5.

whatshouldicareabout

RoadDawg55 said:

Meek said:

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

Sorry, I just can't ever imagine Sark sober.

RoadDawg55

whatshouldicareabout said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Meek said:

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

Sorry, I just can't ever imagine Sark sober.

That doesn't mean his agent won't spin that he is in an attempt to get a WAC school or Kansas to bite.

Southerndawg

RoadDawg55 said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Meek said:

his agent is currently working on positioning Sark as the guy who rebuilds programs.

Sark brought Washington back from 0-12 while drunk! Just imagine what he can do now that he's tanned, rested, sober, and ready!

Sorry, I just can't ever imagine Sark sober.

That doesn't mean his agent won't spin that he is in an attempt to get a WAC school or Kansas Carroll to bite.