Vern Adams. Reasons for not playing

Baseman

PurpleBaze

He's a dumb donkey and he sucks?!

WhiskeyDawg

Invalid Pole. Write Inn: Pussy

TierbsHsotBoobs

Sickle cell anemia.

That shit ain't to be fucked with at 5,000 feet.


He's still a VAJ, but he shouldn't play at Colorado.

WhiskeyDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Sickle cell anemia.

That shit ain't to be fucked with at 5,000 feet.


He's still a VAJ, but he shouldn't play at Colorado.

How did play so well in the altitude at Husky Stadium???

PurpleReign

His nickname is VAJ, how did you leave pussy off the list>?

rodmansrage

WhiskeyDawg said:

Pussy

janet reno?

DontCallMeShirley

His cunt is bleeding this week.

PurpleThrobber

Realizes that Oregon is shit so he laying low hoping to get drafted off last year's tape at EWU.

Doogles

His throwing hand index finger is broken.

Southerndawg

Ran out of meds

dongman

Aids

Swaye

FBA

Baseman

Quite honestly I hit "enter" before properly finishing the pull. My bad. Yes: "pussy" was one of the options. Finger was not. It's a lame fucking excuse in my book. Feel free to add others, I obviously shit the bed on this one

CuntWaffle

Tore his labia

MisterEm

Still high. Eugene weed >> Cheney weed

Minora? Majora?

CuntWaffle

MisterEm said:

Minora? Majora?

Yes

Kaepsknee

It's clear that they are saving him for the NW champion ship semi against their rival UW

Nothing else matters