Illinois bored recon

RoadDawg55

I think something about Bob Simmons and the special teams should be incorporated into 5 reasons.

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RoadDawg55 said:

I think something about Bob Simmons and the special teams should be incorporated into 5 reasons.

Let's not change the very successful formula to five reasons.

RoadDawg55

He_Needs_More_Time said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I think something about Bob Simmons and the special teams should be incorporated into 5 reasons.

Let's not change the very successful formula to five reasons.

it was just a suggestion, jeeze man! You don't have to be an asshole about it!!!!!!!!!

Southerndawg

Maybe add Bern (or Vern) Brostek and Aaron (or Darin) Williams references.

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RoadDawg55 said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I think something about Bob Simmons and the special teams should be incorporated into 5 reasons.

Let's not change the very successful formula to five reasons.

it was just a suggestion, jeeze man! You don't have to be an asshole about it!!!!!!!!!

I've been told I live a sad and miserable life in my mom's basement.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

MikeDamone said:

RaceBannon said:

Cinco reasons?

next week. My guess is they will agree with them.

Five reasons? Well gosh, I won't be able to sleep tonight. The anticipation will just be too much.

loadsock

He_Needs_More_Time said:

MelloDawg said:

Big ups if you can include Nathan Rhodes as to why our line will dominate.

Throw in a Ja'Warren Hooker reference for Speed would be a nice touch.

Let's not forget to throw in a repeat of Corey Dillon's rushing record for one quarter in last week's game. Tommie Smith is due for a few sacks too.

loadsock

Who is SieteWs on Doogman? Great handle!

ExtraChrisB

He_Needs_More_Time said:

MelloDawg said:

Big ups if you can include Nathan Rhodes as to why our line will dominate.

Throw in a Ja'Warren Hooker reference for Speed would be a nice touch.

Wilbur Hooks

DerekJohnson

MelloDawg said:

Big ups if you can include Nathan Rhodes James "Boots" Carter as to why our line will dominate.

ftfy

MikeDamone

Sounds like we have a bunch of people that want to take over 5 reasons. Fine with me. I'm sure you can all improve on it immensely.

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MikeDamone said:

Sounds like we have a bunch of people that want to take over 5 reasons. Fine with me. I'm sure you can all improve on it immensely.

A lot of people are complaining about the free beer that you have been providing.

TierbsHsotBoobs

MikeDamone said:

Sounds like we have a bunch of people that want to take over 5 reasons. Fine with me. I'm sure you can all improve on it immensely.

We're just lucky you still post five reasons at all.

tracker

With Price hobbled by bad knees, I hope Montana can step it up.

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tracker said:

With Price hobbled by bad knees, I hope Montana can step it up.

Price is the best player on the field. Nuff said on that.

Dick_B

koopdog said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Since the actual five reasons will be true for this game, you should fuck with them and post five reasons why Illinois wins rather easily.

Naw gotta have UW win rather easily say 34-17? Just use all former players names see if they catch on.

The Constitution. Elvis movies. Traci Lords underage porn. 69 Chevelles. Hand jobs. Natural boobies. And 5 Reasons. Some classics you just don't fuck with.

67 Chevelle > 69 Chevelle, but I get your drift.

LoneStarDawg

Justin Dentmon will really be motivated to impress friends and family in his home state, be looking for double double