Illinois bored recon

MikeDamone

Sounds like we have a bunch of people that want to take over 5 reasons. Fine with me. I'm sure you can all improve on it immensely.

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MikeDamone said:

Sounds like we have a bunch of people that want to take over 5 reasons. Fine with me. I'm sure you can all improve on it immensely.

A lot of people are complaining about the free beer that you have been providing.

TierbsHsotBoobs

MikeDamone said:

Sounds like we have a bunch of people that want to take over 5 reasons. Fine with me. I'm sure you can all improve on it immensely.

We're just lucky you still post five reasons at all.

tracker

With Price hobbled by bad knees, I hope Montana can step it up.

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tracker said:

With Price hobbled by bad knees, I hope Montana can step it up.

Price is the best player on the field. Nuff said on that.

Dick_B

koopdog said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Since the actual five reasons will be true for this game, you should fuck with them and post five reasons why Illinois wins rather easily.

Naw gotta have UW win rather easily say 34-17? Just use all former players names see if they catch on.

The Constitution. Elvis movies. Traci Lords underage porn. 69 Chevelles. Hand jobs. Natural boobies. And 5 Reasons. Some classics you just don't fuck with.

67 Chevelle > 69 Chevelle, but I get your drift.

LoneStarDawg

Justin Dentmon will really be motivated to impress friends and family in his home state, be looking for double double