Mickens fly sweep

jecornel

What a wonderful addition to the playbook. Really puts the fear in opposing defenses.

Let's start a drive with that shit for a 6 yard loss after Dwash went 5-71 and a score and sub him out Dwash after he clearly was playing out of his mind.

DerekJohnson

*swoon*

EsophagealFeces

That was so fucking frustrating. The worst part is that they never tried to go back to the smashmouth shit that worked on that drive. SO FUCKING STUPID.

section_332

Didn't Jaydon have a awful drop on a big 3rd down also?
When does that pos graduate?

TTJ

Best play Mickens made all day was the drop on the deep ball. At least that one wasn't a loss.

I never want to see that little fucker again.

Gladstone

i made a post after dwarsh's TD, something to the effect of 'uh oh cal get ready for more of that' and then WE NEVER WENT BACK TO IT.

murder everyone

EsophagealFeces

section_332 said:

Didn't Jaydon have a awful drop on a big 3rd down also?
When does that pos graduate?

Yes. It was an absolute fucking dime by Browning, and instead of high pointing the ball like a real WR, he let it come into his body(LOL) and dropped it.

section_332

After D got 71 yards all by himself. Next series was Gaskin.

section_332

EsophagealFeces said:

section_332 said:

Didn't Jaydon have a awful drop on a big 3rd down also?
When does that pos graduate?

Yes. It was an absolute fucking dime by Browning, and instead of high pointing the ball like a real WR, he let it come into his body(LOL) and dropped it.

That fuck!

jecornel

section_332 said:

After D got 71 yards all by himself. Next series was Gaskin.

Yep....insane....it is so bad....

PostGameOrangeSlices

The most frustrating thing about the offense is that it's not totally inept. There are times it looks pretty fucking great. But then the coaches go away from what was working and throw in retarded shit ala Mickens sweep, Mickens screen, pass to Mickens, Pass to Lenius etc. It's a fucking playcalling/scheme issue that comes down to piss poor offensive coaching. Jack off all trades, master of fucking none.

But what do we know, we are just mother fuckers missing half of our brain discussing shit on the internet.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

The most frustrating thing about the offense is that it's not totally inept. There are times it looks pretty fucking great. But then the coaches go away from what was working and throw in retarded shit ala Mickens sweep, Mickens screen, pass to Mickens, Pass to Lenius etc. It's a fucking playcalling/scheme issue that comes down to piss poor offensive coaching. Jack off all trades, master of fucking none.

But what do we know, we are just mother fuckers missing half of our brain discussing shit on the internet.

We?


Your team won.

Muttzen

Jonathan Smith earns $430,000 a year to coach the offense. I think I'll trust him. Thanks though.


































Fuck.

Dennis_DeYoung

Jaydon Mickens deserves the 26 STD needle dick rape robot like no one else in the history of earth.

EsophagealFeces

How, after 2 laughably shitty drives, do you have success doing something different and then go back to the same fucking shit you did before? That's @Pac12RefsFS.

RoadDawg55

I said it in the game thread. If the coaches insist on some WR screens and fly sweeps, why aren't they going to McClutchin? He can do all this shit better than Mickens. He's actually a threat. Mickens sucks.

PostGameOrangeSlices

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

The most frustrating thing about the offense is that it's not totally inept. There are times it looks pretty fucking great. But then the coaches go away from what was working and throw in retarded shit ala Mickens sweep, Mickens screen, pass to Mickens, Pass to Lenius etc. It's a fucking playcalling/scheme issue that comes down to piss poor offensive coaching. Jack off all trades, master of fucking none.

But what do we know, we are just mother fuckers missing half of our brain discussing shit on the internet.

We?


Your team won.

I can still discuss football here with you clowns while rooting for my Golden Bears

Hth

Dennis_DeYoung

Charlie McClutchins knows what he's doing.

jecornel

RoadDawg55 said:

I said it in the game thread. If the coaches insist on some WR screens and fly sweeps, why aren't they going to McClutchin? He can do all this shit better than Mickens. He's actually a threat. Mickens sucks.

Great point

EsophagealFeces

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

The most frustrating thing about the offense is that it's not totally inept. There are times it looks pretty fucking great. But then the coaches go away from what was working and throw in retarded shit ala Mickens sweep, Mickens screen, pass to Mickens, Pass to Lenius etc. It's a fucking playcalling/scheme issue that comes down to piss poor offensive coaching. Jack off all trades, master of fucking none.

But what do we know, we are just mother fuckers missing half of our brain discussing shit on the internet.

Don't go breaking character now after I've been singing your praises all night.

PurpleBaze

Muttzen said:

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That is fucking funny!