Coaches made adequate adjustments against Stanford, Steve Sarkisian says
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Sark has never made adequate adjustments ever in his life
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Adequate isn't good enough
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41 points allowed to Stanford = adequate.
Everybody says so -
I'm surprised that I'm surprised that Seven would say something so fucking stupid ...
I'm also surprised that I'm surprised that even though I know the script as well as any half brain around here, I couldn't pull the trigger on calling the Stanford loss.
The script this week says that Seven loses ... I'm pulling the trigger on saying that he does lose. Of course, Seven will probably find a way to win.
FYFMFE ... in particular Fuck Seven and his Patron buddies. -
7 yards a play on offense. Don't hate.
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Managing expectations like usual, not too hot, not too cold.
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“I don’t have any problem about us making adjustments. I think at the end of the day we need to coach our guys better to finish on plays."
These sorts of statements crack me up every time, now that he is not the UW coach. -
Hey ... just in case you guys forgot ...
... in order to "coach" his guys to "finish" better, he had some t-shirts made that say "FINISH" on them.
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there's also this tidbit from Gary Klein's column:
"Sarkisian said USC did not platoon against Stanford as much as it did in the first two games because the Cardinal "really taxed us mentally in the game. They gave us just a myriad of personnel groupings, formations. ... They really gave us a lot of stuff to try and make us think.
And we just tried to keep the guys out there that we felt like could do the best of getting aligned, getting assigned and operating fundamentally."
In other words, he didn't have a fucking clue what Shaw was doing against him, so, while using "aligned, assigned and operating fundamentally" to sound smart to the media, he simply put the most talented recruits on the field and hoped they could use their superior athletic ability (as determined by TBS sites), go out there and just rip it...and hopefully win. -
No way...
Sark throwing his players under the bus? How can that be? -
I am concerned that Sark will rally the troops with the long layoff and the Dawgs will get absolutely smoked on that Thursday night.
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From my eye, it wasn't so much the lack of adjustments than USC's front 7 getting demolished. Same thing happened last year against Boston College with a much better front 7 (Leonard Williams). There is only so much you can when your D line is losing every battle against the O line (not that Sark would do anything).
Also, USC abandoning the run that early in the game is so ridiculous and predictable. Their running game is killer. Also it gives me hope that if we can take an early lead over Seven, we actually could have a legit chance in that game. -
I can't believe this is serious. Hasn't Stanford run the same offense for the past 8 years? It's not like they came out running the single wing.Meek said:there's also this tidbit from Gary Klein's column:
"Sarkisian said USC did not platoon against Stanford as much as it did in the first two games because the Cardinal "really taxed us mentally in the game. They gave us just a myriad of personnel groupings, formations. ... They really gave us a lot of stuff to try and make us think.
And we just tried to keep the guys out there that we felt like could do the best of getting aligned, getting assigned and operating fundamentally."
In other words, he didn't have a fucking clue what Shaw was doing against him, so, while using "aligned, assigned and operating fundamentally" to sound smart to the media, he simply put the most talented recruits on the field and hoped they could use their superior athletic ability (as determined by TBS sites), go out there and just rip it...and hopefully win. -
Where have I heard this stuff before??
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Or he'll give the team a couple days off and bring in Dr Dre to judge the dance contest and the In n Out truck instead of Ivans Advocare training table.HuskyJW said:I am concerned that Sark will rally the troops with the long layoff and the Dawgs will get absolutely smoked on that Thursday night.
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"We practiced adjustments all week and had some of the best practices we have ever had. Not sure what went wrong"
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Quite honestly the problem is, some of the younger guys didn't trust the adjustments made by the coaches
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"You're not a deliberate man Ed [Masterson]. I don't sense that about you. You're too affable for this line of work." Wyatt Erp.
If the USC AD weren't such a fucking homo, he'd haul Sarkesian's ass to his office and tell him the very same fucking. Nice guy probably. Not a bad guy to go drinking and ass-grabbing with. But he's not a fucking major program D1 football coach.
You can be a players' coach and still be in charge of the asylum. Sark's not in charge. How can he be? He's got his dick in his mouth half the time. -
Exactly. And it's not like we haven't seen Shaw outcoached himself either. So it's not like Sark is going up against Bobby Fisher in a chess match or anything. Just because the guy coaches at Stanford doesn't mean their schemes are complicated. They're not. Sark's just in over his fucking head.
Classic example of the Peter Principle. Actually, he probably ran into that line of demarcation when he was promoted to OC at USC. There was just so much talent that knew the system that Chow had in place and he wasn't exactly in a defensive conference.
I tell ya, the fucker has gotten away with murder. It's like most of the world doesn't see it, but he's a complete fucking charlatan. -
Thanks again, Pat.
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PurpleJ said:
Thanks again, Pat.
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Disagree.creepycoug said:
You can be a players' coach and still be in charge of the asylum. Sark's not in charge. How can he be? He's got his dick in his mouth half the time.
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That vine is awesome. Just awesomeness was he doing up and downs or what?MisterEm said:
Disagree.creepycoug said:
You can be a players' coach and still be in charge of the asylum. Sark's not in charge. How can he be? He's got his dick in his mouth half the time. -
It was his punishment from the team for #FuckingFightOncreepycoug said:
That vine is awesome. Just awesomeness was he doing up and downs or what?MisterEm said:
Disagree.creepycoug said:
You can be a players' coach and still be in charge of the asylum. Sark's not in charge. How can he be? He's got his dick in his mouth half the time.
