If Pat Haden keeps his job, who will be his next head coach hire?

DerekJohnson

TierbsHsotBoobs

Yogi Roth

Mike Yam is the most qualified for the job of that list, so he's out.

Southerndawg

Mike Leach. Our Savior, Pat Haden, has much work left to do in the PNW

ForeverYoung

Rocky Seto

Gladstone

Will Farrell

Sark is our coach, for better or worse, for the immediate future no matter WHAT the facts on the ground are. WHO, of any quality, would we possibly hope to get as his replacement if Sark were fired immediately? I've seen enough of these ugly coach searches where we get publicly humiliated by this or that prominent coach slamming the door in our faces leading to even greater desperation as a result. Certain harsh realities must be considered no matter how embittered our fan base is.

If we could procure a super duper coach replacement, if there were any REASONABLE chance of it, I might tend to be moved to agree that we should give it a try. BUT WHO IS this hypothetical masked man, anyway? WHO? Thoughts?

Muttzen

Will Farrell

Gladstone said:

Sark is our coach, for better or worse, for the immediate future no matter WHAT the facts on the ground are. WHO, of any quality, would we possibly hope to get as his replacement if Sark were fired immediately? I've seen enough of these ugly coach searches where we get publicly humiliated by this or that prominent coach slamming the door in our faces leading to even greater desperation as a result. Certain harsh realities must be considered no matter how embittered our fan base is.

If we could procure a super duper coach replacement, if there were any REASONABLE chance of it, I might tend to be moved to agree that we should give it a try. BUT WHO IS this hypothetical masked man, anyway? WHO? Thoughts?

Might as well keep Sark forever.

Gladstone

Will Farrell

Fuuuck some of the Trojans are immediately on to him:

"The more central point is this: what coaching record and past can anyone point to in Sark's career to offset his many blunders and ineptitude? Do we see NCs? Pac12 championships? How about Northern Division Championships? His record against Oregon? Ranked teams?

He is what he is. A quarterback guru who likes to see lots of offense; enthusiastic, young, little in the way of emotional filters or maturity, a superb recruiter. Sort of lost, finding his way, probably a nice guy.

But he is not qualified to be the Head Coach at one of the premier programs in the country. The qualifications for THAT job are on a whole other level altogether."

If that was Dawgman the poster would be permanently IP banned.

BallSacked

Trick Question. Haden isn't keeping his job.

Sark and Enfield...could there be two worse hires? He won't get a shot at strike 3. Plus there's an easy out that he has heart problems.

NeGgaPlEaSe

Chip Kelly

BennyBeaver

Write in: Chris Peterson

TierbsHsotBoobs

Yogi Roth

TheGlove said:

Write in: Chris Peterson

Not a good fit, but you knew that.

UWerentThereMan

Yogi Roth

Yogi is most familiar with the SC way, he'll ensure the smoothest transition from Pete to Lane to Sark and so on.

PurpleThrobber

BallSacked said:

Trick Question. Haden isn't keeping his job.

Sark and Enfield...could there be two worse hires? He won't get a shot at strike 3. Plus there's an easy out that he has heart problems.

Enfield is still getting hummers from his smoking hot wife and hasn't lost half his net worth in community property dissolution.

2001400ex

Justin Wilcox.

kh83

Can't flag a moderator's post but wtf, no Janet Reno???

Dennis_DeYoung

Mike Yam

Promote Keith Heyward. #fuckit