Sark still sucks at clock management

santana

Da fuck was that at the end of the 1st Half??

Luckily we crushed em in the 2nd half so it didn't end up being a factor, but christ...

dhdawg

from what I saw Price wasn't getting the play call. Why a timeout wasn't called is beyond me

bananasnblondes

I'd imagine they were going to try a quick score but then after Price got sacked they said "fuck it"

IrishDawg22

No timeout.

20 secs wasted.

Team looked confused and next play was a sack.

Stadium was not happy.

dnc

I don't understand why this is so difficult. Any sweatpants wearing boner sporting halfbrained idiot playing XBox in his mother's basement knows you call a timeout right there. There are some parts of Sark's job that are very challenging and I could never do - clock management is not one of them. Why he can't figure it out is beyond me.

[Deleted User]

dnc said:

I don't understand why this is so difficult. Any sweatpants wearing boner sporting halfbrained idiot playing XBox in his mother's basement knows you call a timeout right there. There are some parts of Sark's job that are very challenging and I could never do - clock management is not one of them. Why he can't figure it out is beyond me.

Bill Simmons has wrote several columns in the past on this how they should hire some Madden expert to be there for time management as several NFL coaches struggle with this. Andy Reid, Mike Holmgren even.

RaceBannon

Can't we just enjoy 1-0?

jrjarrell4

im just glad the crown as a whole noticed how fucked up that was and booed him

bananasnblondes

I think those were preemptive boos by the psychics in the crowd who knew about the upcoming laser pen halftime show

jrjarrell4

true, i hope someone got fired for that

DugtheDoog

santana said:

Da fuck was that at the end of the 1st Half??

Luckily we crushed em in the 2nd half so it didn't end up being a factor, but christ...

You must be a miserable person.

LoneStarDawg

bananasnblondes said:

I think those were preemptive boos by the psychics in the crowd who knew about the upcoming laser pen halftime show

Macklemore?!?!?!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

bananasnblondes said:

I think those were preemptive boos by the psychics in the crowd who knew about the upcoming laser pen halftime show

Reason # 205 why watching on TV is better than going.

Swaye

Well, to be fair, knowing when to call timeouts wasn't something I really expected him to be good at for 7-8 years.

#2017isspecial

droggins

dnc said:

I don't understand why this is so difficult. Any sweatpants wearing boner sporting halfbrained idiot playing XBox in his mother's basement knows you call a timeout right there. There are some parts of Sark's job that are very challenging and I could never do - clock management is not one of them. Why he can't figure it out is beyond me.

You could have something there. Maybe he needs to utilize the Xbox for timekeeping purposes.