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The 300 versus Oregon prediction thread

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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    TheScript.gif says that Oregon still wins this one. However, it was pointed out that this defense is going to be unlike anything Big Play VA™ has ever seen by several orders of magnitude, on the road. I'm looking for a shitty interception or two, and a fumble on the ACL blowing tackle.
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    DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,480
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    edited September 2015

    TheScript.gif says that Oregon still wins this one. However, it was pointed out that this defense is going to be unlike anything Big Play VA™ has ever seen by several orders of magnitude, on the road. I'm looking for a shitty interception or two, and a fumble on the ACL blowing tackle.

    But but VA put up 50 against 3 first rounders and the nations sack leader on the road in the loudest stadium in college football!!!1!

    I think Oregon wins this one, it should be a damn good game, but they will pull some Duck shit and win it.

    Hard to imagine Harbaugh losing his home opener.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Oregon hasn't won on the road against a ranked OOC opponent since football was invented in 1994.

    Hope this helps.
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    MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
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    Oregon hasn't won on the road against a ranked OOC opponent since football was invented in 1994.

    Hope this helps.

    Too soon.
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,549
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    Michigan State runs through the ducks like Metamucil through old fuck Bannon.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but Race is actually only 59 years old.
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    BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
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    Michigan State runs through the ducks like Metamucil through old fuck Bannon.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but Race is actually only 59 years old.
    How do you know? Grindr profile?
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,549
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    Michigan State runs through the ducks like Metamucil through old fuck Bannon.

    I know you're being sarcastic, but Race is actually only 59 years old.
    How do you know? Grindr profile?
    I had drinks with him and iDawg the year Corky died and Race had finally seen enough of Ty by the Oregon game.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,637
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    I like the Ducks in this one if the Spartans don't win.
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    SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,245
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    Oregon hasn't won on the road against a ranked OOC opponent since football was invented in 1994.

    Hope this helps.

    Staff, true?
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    Here's da ting.

    The only secondary on a ranked team that sucks as much as Oregon's secondary is Michigan State's secondary.

    This game is going to be WAC-tastic.

    But Oregon also has a good RB.

    Ducks win, annoy everyone.
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 102,287
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    AZDuck said:

    Here's da ting.

    The only secondary on a ranked team that sucks as much as Oregon's secondary is Michigan State's secondary.

    This game is going to be WAC-tastic.

    But Oregon also has a good RB.

    Ducks win, annoy everyone.

    Yep. Rooting for regular season duck losses is futile
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 42,219
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    TheGlove said:

    The State of Oregon versus the State of Michigan Battle Royale ends in a 1-1 draw.

    MSU pounds the ucks. (no "D". get it? LOLOLOLOLOL) Vernon blows out his knee on a Dennis Dixon feint, Sparty is partying hardy, with a rather easy win, say 34-17.

    Beavs go into the Big House, force 4 turnovers (3 ints, 1 fumble) and win by a FG. DerGolve drinks himself into bolivion in celebration, runs naked through the streets of La Connner and spends 2 nights in the Skagit County big house.

    There are no winners in the state battle between Oregon and Michigan.

    Pump my recession, Spartan.
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 102,287
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    doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
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    Detriot? Oh, you made a funny.
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 102,287
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    image

    Detriot? Oh, you made a funny.
    I know you're being sarkastic but I just linked a Google image and didn't even notice the spelling
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Detriot? Oh, you made a funny.
    I know you're being sarkastic but I just linked a Google image and didn't even notice the spelling
    It's sorta a mashup of Detroit, Riot, and Detritus. I like it.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,637
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    Oregon will win the Pac rather easily this year despite the fact that they are not as good as recent years and the south is (allegedly) loaded from top to bottom. Sets up for a plunger rape by #OurHuskeyes or #MyTide. That's the Oregon script for 2015.
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    DHDDHD Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,407
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    Carnage in East Lansing for the Ducks:

    Tyler Johnstone blows out one (or both) of his knees for the 5th or 6th time.
    Vernon Adams gets concussed.
    Royce Freeeman twists an ankle.

    Don Pellum and Gary Campbell get caught up in a prostitution sting and spend the weekend in jail after making the 90 mile trip to shop at American Jewelry and Loan ("Hard Core Pawn") in Detroit.

    Ducks return home bigger losers than when they left.

    Spartans, 38-17.
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