Did you hear about that Mexican guy that had a schlong THIS big? He was bitching about not being able to get a job because of it ... think of how many sorority sluts we could bang with THAT kind of equipment
If they had a QB they might have made this one interesting. USC is getting gashed and their OL can't protect Kessler.... But at least Browne is the best backup in the country if Kessler gets hurt.
Their O-line has given up a sack or two to a 4-man rush of Sun Belt guys just because the fourth rusher was "delayed"
Recall that Sark had to hire a cast-off O-Line coach over the offseason because the size of his coaching rolodex is inversely proportional to the size of his waist.
How are you giving up sacks when 81% of your pass plays are WR screens?
Their O-line has given up a sack or two to a 4-man rush of Sun Belt guys just because the fourth rusher was "delayed"
Recall that Sark had to hire a cast-off O-Line coach over the offseason because the size of his coaching rolodex is inversely proportional to the size of his waist.
How are you giving up sacks when 81% of your pass plays are WR screens you're playing a 7-6 Sunbelt Team and you're 8th in the country?
I like to dominate a Sun Belt team and have thrown the ball 30 of my first 55 plays in the game ... but that's why I'm the best play caller in the country #RipIt
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The answer is stars.
your running game is killing it, your QB has a noodle arm, he's 8-25 50 yards
of course USC intercepts it
christ
Setting themselves up for an epic fall.