Hey Woody, thanks for somehow getting Petersen. Shut the fuck up about the Phoenix Open. That quote might belong with "House Money" and "The Dawg is a vicious animal." A minor professional golf tournament event can do gimmicky shit. This is supposed to be a real college football program. You just talked about going to elite bowls, playoffs and then you talk about the Phoenix Fucking Open? I thought having a Spring Carnival was already bad enough. How about you draw fans by winning games, getting rid of the staff that created and okayed Crazy Larry and the newest Zone Advertisement.
As much as I'm not a fan of PoolBoy, I think UW football could learn something from the "minor professional golf tournament" that is the Phoenix Open. If you've ever been, it has nothing to do with some stupid fucking modeling event. It has everything to do with being a party. Lots of booze, hot women, entertaining "athletics" (OK, bit of a stretch, but the 16th hole is a blast) and even live entertainment of the concert variety. And it's all primarily targeted toward adults. The result is over 500,000 people showing up to the event over 4 days.
How could that relate to UW football. Here's a couple of thoughts.....
1. Kill the piped in, prerecorded audio during timeouts. "Hello Dawg Fans" and the siren is enough, with the possible exception of pre-2001 highlights on the video screens and Bob Rondeau (and whoever was on-air before him) calling the action. 2. Sell beer and even wine (Hi Kim) throughout the stadium, mixed drinks in designated areas. If other on-campus stadiums can do it, UW can do it......assuming UW athletics values it's sugar daddy. 3. Actively enhance tailgating, despite parking limitations. This includes free giveaways, the band, cheerleaders, sorority sluts, hired hotties, Russian brides-to-be, Fireball shots.... 4. Not sure if they still do this, but the little tykes need to play on the field before games. I got a kick out of the little duffers back in the day. 5. Oh, and win.
Woodward doesn't get it, but likes to act like he does. he said Husky fans get more excited over a third down stop than a tocuhdown so we need a coach reflecting that but then he then hired Sarkisiian. Then he says he wants to keep traditionalists happy and then takes a giant dump all over our traditions. Fuck YOU Woody
I didn't go to the WM Phoenix Open for the "fashion show" but damn if I didn't stay for it. I swear every chick there was dressed for a Playboy interview. I've never seen so many slutty-looking women in my life.
If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
What a fucktard
Still better than Pat Haden
I'm thinking Pat Haden is not considering a fashion show at the Coliseum...
If Pool Boy thinks that the reason that people go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open is because of a fucking fashion show ... then he's even more of a fucking idiot then we give him fucking credit for ...
What a fucktard
Still better than Pat Haden
I'm thinking Pat Haden is not considering a fashion show at the Coliseum...
(Pm to the devs: chrome in mobile crashes when I click on the insert photo/link button.)
So Woodward thinks he needs a fashion show to get people to come to games? wow, just wow. Though I'm sure that Aubs has an iron law semi after reading those revenue numbers.
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How could that relate to UW football. Here's a couple of thoughts.....
1. Kill the piped in, prerecorded audio during timeouts. "Hello Dawg Fans" and the siren is enough, with the possible exception of pre-2001 highlights on the video screens and Bob Rondeau (and whoever was on-air before him) calling the action.
2. Sell beer and even wine (Hi Kim) throughout the stadium, mixed drinks in designated areas. If other on-campus stadiums can do it, UW can do it......assuming UW athletics values it's sugar daddy.
3. Actively enhance tailgating, despite parking limitations. This includes free giveaways, the band, cheerleaders, sorority sluts, hired hotties, Russian brides-to-be, Fireball shots....
4. Not sure if they still do this, but the little tykes need to play on the field before games. I got a kick out of the little duffers back in the day.
5. Oh, and win.