Another Sark receipt

GrundleStiltzkin

At least he's pretty consistent

http://twitter.com/SeaTimesSports/status/636892686327283712

dnc

We all owe Sark an apology. Turns out he really was playing with house money.

MisterEm

dnc said:

We all owe Sark an apology. Turns out he really was playing with house money.

Free pub, bitches.

Meek

the house that Diego's built

Tequilla

#RipIt

Alexis

ON a related note, I hear Don Diego's had to lay off half of their staff now that Seven isn't drinking anymore.

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947519381966848

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951409263439872

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951903780274176

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947729407590400

#RipIt

UWerentThereMan

How the fuck is he supposed to treat people now? You guys have taken away his recruiting tools!

SpoonieLuv

Another Few Sark Receipts

RoadDawg55

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947519381966848

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951409263439872

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951903780274176

Never change Sark. 42 shots of Patron at an outing with assistant coaches and their families. In the two receipts there are porbably less than 10 beers or wines and 92 shots of Patron. Sounds like a real nice outing with the assistant coaches and their families.

GrundleStiltzkin

RoadDawg55 said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947519381966848

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951409263439872

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636951903780274176

Never change Sark. 42 shots of Patron at an outing with assistant coaches and their families. In the two receipts there are porbably less than 10 beers or wines and 92 shots of Patron. Sounds like a real nice outing with the assistant coaches and their families.

That's where Sark being stupid really comes through. There's ways to handle these. But saying something insipid like, "some really quality dialog that took place that weekend," just plain bullshit.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

It was a chance for the head coach to treat assistants and their families? I don't know if Sark understands that you can't "treat" someone if someone else is picking up the tab.

PurpleJ

If you want to make accusations out here, take responsibility for them. Sign your real name to them. If not, that's what gets deleted. Always have, always will. You don't get to trash people out here anonymously. Use your real name or don't do it.

CuntWaffle

This is like watching the end of a Ponzi scheme. Every lie has to be followed up with an even less believable one.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CuntWaffle said:

This is like watching the end of a Ponzi scheme. Every lie has to be followed up with an even less believable one.

@HarveyRoad! True?

DugtheDoog

That's pretty impressive actually. I just looked at both time stamps and both have 45+ tequila shots and both cashed out before 8:30pm. Haha I'm sure there was plenty of important dialogue going on. I will preface it to say I have no problem w/ udub picking up the tab, all companies do this shit once in a while as a nice meal for "morale". But 45 tequila shots before 8pm, that's pretty fucking funny. When we have company meals, the bill usually comes out to a couple G's but if you line item it, it's 20 meals, 4 jack and cokes, 3 G&Ts, 5 crown and waters, 4 bay breeze, 22 miller lites, 7 bottles of wine, 3 margaritas, etc. You usually don't convince 15-20 or so people to all drink tequila shots for dinner.

I'm willing to bet it went like this: coaches wives: 3 coronas, 2 Pacificos, 3 Negro Modelos. Doubting all wives/mistresses went, wilcox ain't married, so guessing 2 drinks/person, roughly. i.e., I doubt cozzetto's 65 year old wife went to hang with a bunch of 20-30somethings for a weekend. Then 1-2 were probably prego or something.

Sark: siete tequila shots + 2 more, 1 Mediana?, Dos Equis
Nansen: 8 tequila shots, 1 Cadillac?
Cozzetto: 1 Corona
Paopao: 5 tequila shots
Lupoi: 6 tequila shots
Kiesau: 2 tequila shots
Tui: 6 tequila shots
Wilcox: 4 tequila shots
Sirmon: 5 tequila shots
Heyward: 2 tequila shots, 3 grand marniers

UWerentThereMan

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/MichaelJLev/status/636947729407590400

#RipIt

We can't even be certain that he has a drinking problem, but it is really good to see how on top of all this he is.

I got to ask though, why all the overkill? No booze in the locker room, unnecessary psychotherapy, down-ups... Over what??? a little meds and a smidge of booze at a company event? Same thing happened to me!

Pitchfork51

I just spent more last night at a work dinner with 6 people but it was mostly meals. That tequila shot situation is just ridiculous. At 8.

priapism

All within 78 mins on the first go around too.


















...must......wait............after...game.......

Alexis

priapism said:

All within 78 mins on the first go around too.

There's a better than good chance that guy ended this night dead.

Now that's a fucking party.