Montezuma's Revenge
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What we don't know, is the food on a separate check that goes to a different account.Meek said:
i think there are two questions...were there really 16 people? is a drinking party the type of expense that is acceptable?topdawgnc said:So I'm going to defend 45 shot Sark.
A grand over two events for 16 or so people ... not really that much. Especially considering it is alcohol.
Consider it is a group of type A assholes and not that bad.
$30 a person ...
It was a big booze fest, he has a drinking problem, but this isn't out of line for an executive or a sales team with a group that large.
His big fuck up ... he turned in an itemized receipt that contained massive amounts of booze ... rookie mistake.
Not uncommon for booze to be paid on a separate check, usually because companies don't expense excessive booze unless the event calls for it.
My point being to the average laymen you look at this and go holy fucking shit! 500 bucks on alcohol. 45 shots of Patron!
That's 3 shots of Patron per person over what is likely a 5 hour night.
To professionals like you and I we say ... the fuck, what a bunch of pussies. But the grandma is shitting her pants (literally). -
I work in corprate sales, well ok i did until i got fired for too many *cough* sick days now i sleep on the couch in my dads basment and the other dad has had just about enough so i will be on the streets soon just like sark if i cant put down the bottle. god help us alcoholics
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I hate wasting more time on SloppySteveFS but you are assuming that each person wanted to have multiple tequila shots when there were likely some women there.
So let's say there were 10 guys and 6 women. If each woman had 1 tequila shot (assuming none went immediately to white wine), then that's 39 shots for 10 dudes....basically 4 shots a per brah on top of whatever other cocktails or beers they had.
FWIW, they were then visibly intoxicated and sloppy when they showed up at the house of the gentleman who hosts Dawg Days In The Desert (about a $5 million house) while all of the other guests there were in blazers / business professional attire. The disrespect and flat out stupidity did not go down well.
IMHO that incident (in March of 2012), then the AC collapse in Pullman, and finally the loss to BSU in the bowl game had some very serious people legitimately calling for Sarkisian to be replaced. They ended up being right but it worked out because HadenFS saved us (ILTST)
at least $5.5 million by never having to fire him (either after coming back in the 2nd half of the 2013 AC at home or at some inevitable future date with more years left on his deal).
Anyway returning to excessive alcohol consumption, what was most galling is that he was too FS to know that there's a time and a place to get shit faced (fucking). The sheer idiocy of doing it before a semi-formal booster event in Palm Springs screams Walking Circus rather than Ground And Pound Husky Football.topdawgnc said:
What we don't know, is the food on a separate check that goes to a different account.Meek said:
i think there are two questions...were there really 16 people? is a drinking party the type of expense that is acceptable?topdawgnc said:So I'm going to defend 45 shot Sark.
A grand over two events for 16 or so people ... not really that much. Especially considering it is alcohol.
Consider it is a group of type A assholes and not that bad.
$30 a person ...
It was a big booze fest, he has a drinking problem, but this isn't out of line for an executive or a sales team with a group that large.
His big fuck up ... he turned in an itemized receipt that contained massive amounts of booze ... rookie mistake.
Not uncommon for booze to be paid on a separate check, usually because companies don't expense excessive booze unless the event calls for it.
My point being to the average laymen you look at this and go holy fucking shit! 500 bucks on alcohol. 45 shots of Patron!
That's 3 shots of Patron per person over what is likely a 5 hour night.
To professionals like you and I we say ... the fuck, what a bunch of pussies. But the grandma is shitting her pants (literally). -
I have a better chance of growing a four foot dick out of the side of my head.RaceBannon said:What if soberSark turns out to be a great coach?
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Johnny Patron (sadly no Seven Shot Steve) was at a house party I attended.
If he was there, at least 10 of the shots on those receipts were for him.
Dude crushed a bottle of Don Julio 1942 almost by himself.
The bottle was a gift for someone else at the party... -
As long as we're sharing house party stories....
James Johnson can smoke blunts like a champ.
Nick Montana is possibly racist when drunk and almost got his ass kicked by a black guy in our house.
Morgan Roseborough was still on campus as late as 2011 and is a fucking riot.
Deontae Cooper banged a couple of our summer live in girls.
Eric Kohler just kind of stands there and looks like a pussy. -
Bobby Jones and Joel Smith might have something to say about that.PurpleJ said:As long as we're sharing house party stories....
James Johnson can smoke blunts like a champ.
Nick Montana is possibly racist when drunk and almost got his ass kicked by a black guy in our house.
Morgan Roseborough was still on campus as late as 2011 and is a fucking riot.
Deontae Cooper banged a couple of our summer live in girls.
Eric Kohler just kind of stands there and looks like a pussy.
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This was Freshman JJ. I'm pretty sure he peaked after thatThomasFremont said:
Bobby Jones and Joel Smith might have something to say about that.PurpleJ said:As long as we're sharing house party stories....
James Johnson can smoke blunts like a champ.
Nick Montana is possibly racist when drunk and almost got his ass kicked by a black guy in our house.
Morgan Roseborough was still on campus as late as 2011 and is a fucking riot.
Deontae Cooper banged a couple of our summer live in girls.
Eric Kohler just kind of stands there and looks like a pussy.
