The only time I ever had a run in with the police was when I was a UW student and was riding my Vespa home from a dorm dance. I wasn't drunk at all, but I was rather baked. A UW cop pulled me over for passing a car that was going about 4 mph and I was tired of being behind him. But technically, it was a no passing zone. Seemed like a bullshit reason to pull me over, and I told the officer such. "Who the fuck is going to wait behind a car going 4 mph by the dorms on campus? The cop should have pulled over that driver, and not me."
But anyway, the cop made me take a DUI test. I passed it easily, and he acknowledged this, to which I said "Yes, I already told you I'm not intoxicated... perhaps if you were smarter you could have gotten a job at a real police department and not be stuck working as a UW campus cop". He looked rather bummed that I said this.
Looking back on this, I feel sorry for him. Sometimes I can be a mean to cops when I'm stoned.
The only time I ever had a run in with the police was when I was a UW student and was riding my Vespa home from a dorm dance. I wasn't drunk at all, but I was rather baked. A UW cop pulled me over for passing a car that was going about 4 mph and I was tired of being behind him. But technically, it was a no passing zone. Seemed like a bullshit reason to pull me over, and I told the officer such. "Who the fuck is going to wait behind a car going 4 mph by the dorms on campus? The cop should have pulled over that driver, and not me."
But anyway, the cop made me take a DUI test. I passed it easily, and he acknowledged this, to which I said "Yes, I already told you I'm not intoxicated... perhaps if you were smarter you could have gotten a job at a real police department and not be stuck working as a UW campus cop". He looked rather bummed that I said this.
Looking back on this, I feel sorry for him. Sometimes I can be a mean to cops when I'm stoned.
Standard pullover: 1. "Is there a problem officer?" 2. "No you may not search my car"" 3. File complaints for them searching your car. 4. Receive ticket in the mail for random penalty for complaining about search.
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But anyway, the cop made me take a DUI test. I passed it easily, and he acknowledged this, to which I said "Yes, I already told you I'm not intoxicated... perhaps if you were smarter you could have gotten a job at a real police department and not be stuck working as a UW campus cop". He looked rather bummed that I said this.
Looking back on this, I feel sorry for him. Sometimes I can be a mean to cops when I'm stoned.
1. "Is there a problem officer?"
2. "No you may not search my car""
3. File complaints for them searching your car.
4. Receive ticket in the mail for random penalty for complaining about search.