Garret Rand (2016, DT, Arizona)

HeretoBeatmyChest

Kid looks like he's 25. Would be a great pickup no matter whatever bizarre comments DDY gives.

HuskyInAZ

Penace said:

I like what he does with his hair.

No surprise there.

MrsPetersen

He's going to ASU anyway, no sense getting bent out of shape over a fat white kid.

CuntWaffle

DDY hates every player. I picked this up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

dnc

CuntWaffle said:

DDY hates every white player. I picked this up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

HuskyJW

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I like all of these kids, but... can it be possible that a white kid from Arizona named Garret Rand will be a good DT? It just doesn't seem plausible.

If you asked me what I thought a fat white kid from AZ named Garret Rand was likely to be doing with his life I would say he's probably playing Call of Duty, beating off to chubby porn and working at Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Just saying.

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Dennis_DeYoung

On a serious note, Rand is a DDY 3. The dude is an absolute beast and getting him (or any of these Zona kids: Lucas, Harry, Murphy) would be huge.

HeretoBeatmyChest

HuskyJW said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I like all of these kids, but... can it be possible that a white kid from Arizona named Garret Rand will be a good DT? It just doesn't seem plausible.

If you asked me what I thought a fat white kid from AZ named Garret Rand was likely to be doing with his life I would say he's probably playing Call of Duty, beating off to chubby porn and working at Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Just saying.

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Jabari Issa rented me a car a few times a few years ago. He was the branch manager.

BallSacked

CuntWaffle said:

DDY loves carbs. I picked this up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

dnc

BallSacked said:

DDY has crabs. I picked them up quickly, some of you are really fucking slow.

doogville

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

HuskyJW said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I like all of these kids, but... can it be possible that a white kid from Arizona named Garret Rand will be a good DT? It just doesn't seem plausible.

If you asked me what I thought a fat white kid from AZ named Garret Rand was likely to be doing with his life I would say he's probably playing Call of Duty, beating off to chubby porn and working at Enterprise Rent-a-Car. Just saying.

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Jabari Issa rented me a car a few times a few years ago. He was the branch manager.

He's not living off of royalties from the dawgman radio show intro?

MrsPetersen

HuskyJW said:

I know you are being sarcastic but if you are a football player and graduate from college you are automatically in the Enterprise Management Program.

Husky Legend Morgan Rosborough must not have gotten the memo, he has been working at an AT&T Store for quite awhile....