So I have farts

topdawgnc

That are so fucking bad, even I am offended ...

But ...

I promised my old lady I'd take her to Bob's Steak and Chop House tonight.

So ...

I spun it to my advantage.

As we were leaving I let one silently go ... I know the old couple meeting their son's girlfriend for the first time will be fucking ghastly offended thinking she tried to slip one past them ... and vis-a-vers-a.

PurpleJ

I EATIG CHLILI!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Why did I click on this thread?

Hippopeteamus

Well, it's a better poem than the one Seattle's civic poet wrote.

SpoonieLuv

I can't hang with a guy who is offended by his own gas.

topdawgnc

SpoonieLuv said:

I can't hang with a guy who is offended by his own gas.

Dude,

It left me shaking and vomiting.

LoneStarDawg

Crop dusting Bob's will get restaurant week cancelled

AZDuck

PREMIUM CONTENT!

PurpleReign

Sell your underwear via mail-order, or in vending machines. It works for the Japs.

Swaye

This sets up a haiku thread about farts nicely.

topdawgnc

Swaye said:

This sets up a haiku thread about farts nicely.

I blew ass
Unknown to mom
First meet stinks

Southerndawg

foul unholy deed
birthed straight from the gates of doom
silent but deadly

PurpleReign

Hey ho
Hey ho
Oh that stanky ho

dnc

There once was a guy named topdawgnc
He hated Tawdy, our fucked up AD
So he built a website
Got the top dawg fired right
Now takes offense at his own farts fuck he

Swaye

dnc said:

There once was a guy named topdawgnc
He hated Tawdy, our fucked up AD
So he built a website
Got the top dawg fired right
Now takes offense at his own farts fuck he

Not haiku. Awesomed anyway.

Southerndawg

Crop dusting the HUB
Capitol Hill mating call
Hondo's fart box craves