Seattle civic poet

GrundleStiltzkin

An actual paid position. And to think y'all been supplying haikus for free.

http://twitter.com/ChrisDaniels5/status/632580242964643840

I am shaking and about to vomit.

AtomicPiss

RaceBannon

Hickory dickory dock

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Paid poets, money for drunk and derelict housing, money for weird abstract art, but fuck all the middle class white people who grew up there.

Zone for more ugly condos for Indian tech nerds and goofy poindexters. Don't forget the hipsters. Are we just like San Francisco yet? I hope so.

PurpleBaze

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Paid poets, money for drunk and derelict housing, money for weird abstract art, but fuck all the middle class white people who grew up there.

Zone for more ugly condos for Indian tech nerds and goofy poindexters. Don't forget the hipsters. Are we just like San Francisco yet? I hope so.

Seattle has far surpassed San Francisco and Portland.

Dumb cunt population voting for dumb cunt politicians to run the city into the ground.

HFNY

I'm going to run for mayor and my platform will be firing her on Day 1 for being a waste of taxpayer resources (besides advocating for subsidized blow and hookers).

whatshouldicareabout

Her poem, in case you were wondering



@DerekJohnson why didn't you apply for this job?

GrundleStiltzkin

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PurpleBaze

GrundleStiltzkin said:

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Did you see the sex tape of her scissoring Sawant?

GrandpaSankey

GrundleStiltzkin said:

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sarktastic

I see it's a brand new government job with a pension

GrandpaSankey

whatshouldicareabout said:

Her poem, in case you were wondering



@DerekJohnson why didn't you apply for this job?

Seattle poet
Claudio Castro Luna
Technically gifted

AtomicPiss

whatshouldicareabout said:

Her poem, in case you were wondering



@DerekJohnson why didn't you apply for this job?

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face through the interview process

TierbsHsotBoobs

And there are people here who STILL don't realize that Seattle is the most pussified city in America.

DeepSeaZ

I've never heard of a position like this. What does it pay?

PurpleBaze

DeepSeaZ said:

I've never heard of a position like this. What does it pay?

Not much... $10K for 2 years.

http://mynorthwest.com/11/2791969/City-will-pay-poet-10K-to-hold-performances-workshops

AtomicPiss

DeepSeaZ said:

I've never heard of a position like this. What does it pay?

$75k

BayDawg

DerekJohnson said:

DeepSeaZ said:

I've never heard of a position like this. What does it pay?

$75k

Did she mention baseball?

doogsinparadise

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Paid poets, money for drunk and derelict housing, money for weird abstract art, but fuck all the middle class white people who grew up there.

Zone for more ugly condos for Indian tech nerds and goofy poindexters. Don't forget the hipsters. Are we just like San Francisco yet? I hope so.

If you're just here to bash the weird abstract art you won't last long.