Sark is Sark <==> Water is Wet

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/627996116177551362

TierbsHsotBoobs

CHRIST

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/627993094110244864

Hippopeteamus

How can somebody have muscle memory about "finishing" in the 4th quarter? What a joke of a coach.

Dennis_DeYoung

Now that he's the coach of the fuckwads, I really enjoy Sark.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Hippopeteamus said:

How can somebody have muscle memory about "finishing" in the 4th quarter? What a joke of a coach.

And even if such a thing was possible, how in the holy fuckall is Sark able to teach it?

CuntWaffle

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Now that he's the coach of the fuckwads, I really enjoy Sark.

He's my favorite coach in the country

Doogles

What's funny is he isn't terrible, just mediocre.

But his parroting of Carroll, slick sales persona, and personal belief he is the shit make it hilarious to mock.

Once he's not running your show and realize he's just a san Diego dude brah making millions without a clue, you kinda have to give him props.

topdawgnc

The great thing about Sark, he will recruit the talent to win 10 games a year.

But he'll never win THE games that matter.

SC will be in one of those shit situations where your coach is just good enough.

He'll get on the hot seat, and focus for a few weeks ... win two or three games to get off the radar ... then back to the booze and late nights with white trash waitress' (gawd bless him)

LoneStarDawg

When the games on the line, if by chance the players start doing shots of patron, grabbing cheerleaders asses, and eating In-N-Out we will know muscle memory is a real thing

AtomicDawg

Sark is just stroking everyone's ego until he switches over to work for the pac 12 network. Don't want to make any enemies. Should be a smooth transition.

AZDuck

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/627996116177551362

WilburHooksHands

This thread delivers so hard.

RaceBannon

Between the shitty schedule of the Huskies and them still being two years away I turned to my wife and said, thank allah we have Sark coaching at USC so we have something to watch this fall.