Write in vote for Oso because you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide just for thinking about this dark shit.
Oso is Snohomish County.
#WashingtonStateCountySuperiorityGuy
I know. That choice was not by accident.
Understood. But since not one fucktard has voted Bellevue, I'm going to look at Bellevue first. Hot MILFs. Hot Asians. Hot Asian MILFs.
Better try south bellevue (Renton) white-trashey. Next you'll have 2 gutted vettes in the street, a trailer with 2 unused waverunners on the front lawn, a cheap immatation Grady White stacked in the 2-car driveway with our old friend's used red IROC, 2 pit bulls, and a baby with a strange lip fungus from Auburn. You tell your nascar club that you moved to Bellevue...but those in bellevue (north of I-90 know better). Sound bout right cabron?
Edit: Ah shit cheers I remember I like you. Nothin personal. Just keep the 5th wheel down in storage. Hope you find a nice home. Try crossroads. You'll find your asian there. But you might have to trade the muscle car in for a subaru with a big fat pipe and spoiler. Blue with gold rims is the hottest for asian slant. Learn to use your chopper sticks too. Shows you have some knowledge of their culture;)
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