desparation move

sarktastic

So... there's this 1st baseman that in 381 ABs is hitting .338 ww/ .909ops.

The Mariners give up nothing.

Tuff call but, should Jackie Z riskkit?

dnc

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PurpleJ

Get this faggy baseball talk off my FIFA bored.

HFNY

Are you talking about Jesus Montero at AAA?

If you call him up, who do you send down?

sarktastic said:

So... there's this 1st baseman that in 381 ABs is hitting .338 ww/ .909ops.

The Mariners give up nothing.

Tuff call but, should Jackie Z riskkit?

TierbsHsotBoobs

HFNY said:

Are you talking about Jesus Montero at AAA?

If you call him up, who do you door.ass.out.?

sarktastic said:

So... there's this 1st baseman that in 381 ABs is hitting .338 ww/ .909ops.

The Mariners give up nothing.

Tuff call but, should Jackie Z riskkit?

section8

TSIO

sarktastic

I think the Mariners could use Jesus right now, don't you?

TierbsHsotBoobs

sarktastic said:

I think the Mariners could use Jesus right now, don't you?

My sources are hearing that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.

sarktastic

He sure could till he got to Safeco

RoadDawg55

The Mariners could add Trout, Harper, Greinke, and Votto and they would still miss the playoffs.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RoadDawg55 said:

The Mariners could add Trout, Harper, Greinke, A-Rod, and Votto and they would still miss the playoffs.

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

The Mariners could add Trout, Harper, Greinke, and Votto and they would still miss the playoffs.

YRYK

Trout would contract a disease, Harper would tear a ligament, Greinke would get arrested for domestic violence and Votto would get a blood parasite.

greenblood

I've always wondered why the mariners haven't gone with the SF Giants model. If you're in a pitchers park, surround your team with excellent pitching. Unfortunately the Mariners have a below average relief and the worst closer in baseball as of now.

dhdawg

they should actually call up montero. 90% chance he fails miserably but who cares.
Roaddawg was right, LoMo is fucking horrible.