Cool story purp

PurpleJ

So last night I was about to go out. Started my routine of a bong rip, shower, and shave. When it came to shaving, I decided to do the thing I always wanted to do with my facial hair. I shaved everything but the middle of the upper lip. A Hitler stache. I headed over to my buddy's place, and he remarked "I don't know if I want to be seen in public with you like that". Then his girlfriend came home and was aghast at my appearance. They made me shave my beautiful mustache. I thought the hipsters at the bar would enjoy old timey facial hair as much as I do. Next time I will go out with different friends when I feel like pissing off the PC people.

AtomicPiss

Such Nazi, J

PurpleJ

DerekJohnson said:

Such Nazi, J

People forget that eugenics was first popular in the good ole USA.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Pictures or your whole fucking story is a lie

PurpleJ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Pictures or your whole fucking story is a lie

Next time I'll post a pic, but you have to use it as your avatar.

AZDuck

The Swastika was a Buddhist symbol, too. People lack fucking perspective

Southerndawg

PurpleJ said:

DerekJohnson said:

Such Nazi, J

People forget that eugenics was first popular in the good ole USA.

HRYK ... another notch in the Progressive Movement's belt. There were too many 25 year old grandparents running around.

AtomicPiss

PurpleJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Pictures or your whole fucking story is a lie

Next time I'll post a pic, but you have to use it as your avatar.

A picture of Hitler peering over the window sill?

LoneStarDawg

AZDuck said:

The Swastika was a Buddhist symbol, too. People lack fucking perspective

Never gets old accusing Indians with new cars of being nazi

dnc

AZDuck said:

The Swastika was a Buddhist symbol, too. People lack fucking perspective

I thought it was Hindu?

PurpleJ

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

The Swastika was a Buddhist symbol, too. People lack fucking perspective

I thought it was Hindu?

It's both.

dnc

PurpleJ said:

dnc said:

AZDuck said:

The Swastika was a Buddhist symbol, too. People lack fucking perspective

I thought it was Hindu?

It's both. Abundance

You new here?

PurpleJ

Heil Gilby!!!!!

BallSacked

PurpleJ said:

So last night I was about to go out. Started my routine of a bong rip, shower, and shave. When it came to shaving, I decided to do the thing I always wanted to do with my facial hair. I shaved everything but the middle of the upper lip. A Hitler stache. I headed over to my buddy's place, and he remarked "I don't know if I want to be seen in public with you like that". Then his girlfriend came home and was aghast at my appearance. They made me shave my beautiful mustache. I thought the hipsters at the bar would enjoy old timey facial hair as much as I do. Next time I will go out with different friends when I feel like pissing off the PC people.

Cool prank!

PurpleJ

BallSacked said:

PurpleJ said:

So last night I was about to go out. Started my routine of a bong rip, shower, and shave. When it came to shaving, I decided to do the thing I always wanted to do with my facial hair. I shaved everything but the middle of the upper lip. A Hitler stache. I headed over to my buddy's place, and he remarked "I don't know if I want to be seen in public with you like that". Then his girlfriend came home and was aghast at my appearance. They made me shave my beautiful mustache. I thought the hipsters at the bar would enjoy old timey facial hair as much as I do. Next time I will go out with different friends when I feel like pissing off the PC people.

Cool prank!

Better than the crap you pull Mac.

PurpleJ

PurpleJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Pictures or your whole fucking story is a lie

Next time I'll post a pic, but you have to use it as your avatar.

Bump.