It's dry out there

HuskyJW

The government is asking you to please not light off any fireworks.....well enjoy the shows they are putting on....just not anything private.

PurpleThrobber

Fuck that. I'm going to the rez and buy ill eagle shit and light it up on sovereign tribal land.

White man can't tell me what to do.

amiright, Swaye?

pawz

PurpleThrobber said:

Fuck that. I'm going to the rez and buy ill eagle shit and light it up on soverign tribal land.

White man can't tell me what to do.

amiright, Swaye?

* @Swaye

Swaye

Fuck da police.

DerekJohnson

Take it to the Reservation Bored

PurpleJ

I'm calling the cops on my neighbor that I hate and going elsewhere to light them off later. Fuck that guy.

CuntWaffle

cant expect the economy to do well when we have such a hot summer.

Thump

CuntWaffle said:

cant expect the economy to do well when we have such a hot summer.

I've heard that AC salesman are in high demand at the moment.

Dardanus

Years ago I was in charge of the firework display at a joyous gathering of friends and family.

Got way too drunk.

Lit the fireworks anyway...couldn't disappoint the good people. Especially aunt Molly with the big tits. Thought I had a chance at some heavy petting if I played my cards right (not a blood relative so it's cool).

After I lit the first artillery shell, the tube tipped over and pointed directly at the crowd. I saw it and backed away a few steps. Wasn't going to be near that thing when it went off. I'm not stupid.

Shell skidded along the ground and exploded ten feet from the gallery. No serious injuries though. Was too drunk to tell if people were upset.

Didn't care, lit the rest of the fireworks. Show was good. God bless America and shit.

Passed out in the backyard that night. Nothing happened with Molly. Prude.