50 yd line lower bowl. Getting their early, starbucks, lunch at the Ram, shots, tailgate, jello shots, visit the zone for a washington apple, ask the DJ to play decent music, high five softy and hugh, get in my seats early, prepare for Miley cyress to open the game. Macklemore at half yell a little in the 2nd half, then bourbon to finish off the evening.
Can anyone pick me up? My access to my mom's car has been revoked ever since the 2nd DUI. I will provide the Monarch Vodka and knock off brand of cheetohs to whoever comes and swoops me.
If not I can always watch the game on my parents 24 inch plaz (I like to call it that). Being able to jack off in between quarters is a lot harder when actually going to the games.
Can anyone pick me up? My access to my mom's car has been revoked ever since the 2nd DUI. I will provide the Monarch Vodka and knock off brand of cheetohs to whoever comes and swoops me.
If not I can always watch the game on my parents 24 inch plaz (I like to call it that). Being able to jack off in between quarters is a lot harder when actually going to the games.
Can anyone pick me up? My access to my mom's car has been revoked ever since the 2nd DUI. I will provide the Monarch Vodka and knock off brand of cheetohs to whoever comes and swoops me.
If not I can always watch the game on my parents 24 inch plaz (I like to call it that). Being able to jack off in between quarters is a lot harder when actually going to the games.
How do you leave out Mom's basement in this post?
Because I have moved out out of the basement recently and staying up in the attic. I am on pace to make 15K before taxes this year and figured I needed to move up and start growing up a little.
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By the way duck, sugar puppy steel or whatever your lame name is, go fuck yourself.
Do I think Sark ain't the guy? Absolutely.....Game day? All about the kids and blowout victories. No nega vibes on Aug. 31st.
If not I can always watch the game on my parents 24 inch plaz (I like to call it that). Being able to jack off in between quarters is a lot harder when actually going to the games.