What is more likely?

CuntWaffle

RaceBannon said:

More likely than any of the above

Swaye drinks himself to death.

And he's not alone

Hardcore Husky turns 81% against Chris Petersen

Jonathan Smith is sent to hand out rainbow stickers to ISIS

The 14th straight wait until the year after next season with absolutely no hope to get rid of Petersen.

We care more about USC losing than the Huskies winning against the cripples on the schedule.

We celebrated Oregon's second straight loss in the natty more than anything else all year

We crush Mora for losing to Stanford again causing Ballsack to herniate himself

Back channel communications to Haden saying that he really should have hired Petersen instead of Sark

Sark is fired, Haden hires Petersen and pool boy brings back Sark

Everyone drinks themselves to death

Derrick has no more money to grab and Kim wins

Why do they call Sark pool boy?

KoolAidMan

Mike Leach fired in mid-season for an off-field gaffe

Sark snatches defeat from jaws of victory in bizarre fashion.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Arizona wins the Pac-12 title

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Falk's sisters: Would tap

I'm lazy. Someone poast pics of Falk's sisters.