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So I'm at a bar
RoadDawg55
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I'm plagarising your shit Damone, you sandy vag, you. Don't ask me why I'm at bar by myself on a Sunday night. Okay, it's because I'm an anti-social fuck like the rest of you, and I live in an unfamiliar place away from my friends and family. I'm a somewhat handsome anti-social fuck though. At least that's what I've been told.
Anyways, I'm drinking and watching ESPN and the BET awards on the TV when this pretty black girl from two stools down cheers me. I can barely hear her over the shitty music, so I scoot to the empty stool over and try to work my charm. It's going well. She's feeling me. We bond over being losers alone at the bar which she calls being a "loner." She pretends like it's a good thing. Good ego boost. Anyways, she introduces to the ugly, fat white loser bitch next to her who asks me what race I think the black girl is. I say black. The white girl says, "See, I told you!" Then the black girl says she is Caribbean and that black isn't a race. After all, there are white people in Africa. They debate about racial issues while I smile and dodge every question because I don't care.
Then last call happens. After, I go outside and bum a cigarette. I like to smoke when I drink (IWILTD). Theblack Caribbean girl comes out and I talk to her a little bit. She asks me what I'm doing and says she can give me a "ride" home. While we smoke, she rants a little about said ugly, fat white bitch and how ignorant and racists she is. She lectures me a little bit, but she gets that I'm just a handsome dumbass that knows nothing about anything other than sports. While this is going on, ugly, fat white bitch comes out and walks the other way. She must have went home. I smile and nod a little bit at the Caribbean girl complaining about the other girl being ignorant and racist. Then she took me to her place and I beat it up.
No, actually the ugly white bitch comes back outta nowhere and says, "Are you serious??!!!" The two get into a heated argument. The 10-15 remaining people have exited the bar crowd around, some of them egging them on. I wait around for like 2 or 3 minutes, but realize this won't end soon and I'm better off whacking off at home. FYFMFE and fuck all the stupid, unnecessary racial issues that turn everything into a fucking pointless debate.
Fuck you @TierbsHsotBoobs and others wanting pics but I don't typically break out my phone and take pictures for no reason. Maybe I could have when they were arguing outside, but I didn't think of it until now. Cool story bro?
Anyways, I'm drinking and watching ESPN and the BET awards on the TV when this pretty black girl from two stools down cheers me. I can barely hear her over the shitty music, so I scoot to the empty stool over and try to work my charm. It's going well. She's feeling me. We bond over being losers alone at the bar which she calls being a "loner." She pretends like it's a good thing. Good ego boost. Anyways, she introduces to the ugly, fat white loser bitch next to her who asks me what race I think the black girl is. I say black. The white girl says, "See, I told you!" Then the black girl says she is Caribbean and that black isn't a race. After all, there are white people in Africa. They debate about racial issues while I smile and dodge every question because I don't care.
Then last call happens. After, I go outside and bum a cigarette. I like to smoke when I drink (IWILTD). The
No, actually the ugly white bitch comes back outta nowhere and says, "Are you serious??!!!" The two get into a heated argument. The 10-15 remaining people have exited the bar crowd around, some of them egging them on. I wait around for like 2 or 3 minutes, but realize this won't end soon and I'm better off whacking off at home. FYFMFE and fuck all the stupid, unnecessary racial issues that turn everything into a fucking pointless debate.
Fuck you @TierbsHsotBoobs and others wanting pics but I don't typically break out my phone and take pictures for no reason. Maybe I could have when they were arguing outside, but I didn't think of it until now. Cool story bro?
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