I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Dardanus 23:6-9
I don't get why this is funny. I guess I just don't understand the need to mock people because they're different than me. Transgender people have, are and will go through a lot in their lives. The last thing they need is another Internet asshole shitting on them.
Sorry that your life is so bad that you have to bring others down to feel better about yourself.
I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Dardanus 23:6-9
I don't get why this is funny. I guess I just don't understand the need to mock people because they're different than me. Transgender people have, are and will go through a lot in their lives. The last thing they need is another Internet asshole shitting on them.
Sorry that your life is so bad that you have to bring others down to feel better about yourself.
I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Dardanus 23:6-9
I don't get why this is funny. I guess I just don't understand the need to mock people because they're different than me. Transgender people have, are and will go through a lot in their lives. The last thing they need is another Internet asshole shitting on them.
Sorry that your life is so bad that you have to bring others downcut off your junk to feel better about yourself.
I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Dardanus 23:6-9
I don't get why this is funny. I guess I just don't understand the need to mock people because they're different than me. Transgender people have, are and will go through a lot in their lives. The last thing they need is another Internet asshole shitting on them.
Sorry that your life is so bad that you have to bring others down to feel better about yourself.
It's funny because a person cannot physically turn into a bowl of cereal without dying.
Anything can be joked about.
Or maybe I'm being whooshed? Either way, I have nothing against LGBT people. Unless they are an asshole. But that's only because they are an asshole, not because of their gender or sexual preference.
I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as Raisin Bran™. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking a dip in a big bowl of milk, creating turmoil on the insides of those that choose to ingest me. People say to me that a person being Raisin Bran™ is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install crisp bran flakes, luscious raisins, a steel spoon and a beautiful porcelain bowl on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Branny" and respect my right to create poop and create poop needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a raisiphobe and need to check your dried fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Dardanus 23:6-9
I don't get why this is funny. I guess I just don't understand the need to mock people because they're different than me. Transgender people have, are and will go through a lot in their lives. The last thing they need is another Internet asshole shitting on them.
Sorry that your life is so bad that you have to bring others down to feel better about yourself.
If this is a whoosh A+. If not then what the flying fuck?
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Dardanus 23:6-9
Sorry that your life is so bad that you have to bring others down to feel better about yourself.
HTH
Anything can be joked about.
Or maybe I'm being whooshed? Either way, I have nothing against LGBT people. Unless they are an asshole. But that's only because they are an asshole, not because of their gender or sexual preference.
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