I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.
I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
I am halfway there I see.
The "Native American" who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads half?
What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.
I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
I am halfway there I see.
The "Native American" who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads half?
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Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?
Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just … [pee noise]
Just standing around pissing on him, and his piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard.
So they call in Barbara Bush …"
Bill Hicks speaks for me