72-year old man, 26-year woman, expecting a child

AtomicPiss

inquisitr.com/2175193/gabi-grecko-pregnant-by-72-year-old-greckos-baby-news-gets-no-rise-out-of-husbands-ex/

2001400ex

Inquisitr is your source?

allpurpleallgold

Some people say she's robbing the grave but I like to think that he's robbing the cradle.

Doogles

Gordon Gecko?

Dardanus

OKG

sarktastic

When he was 52, she was 6.

Eeeuuuwwwww...

dnc

sarktastic said:

When he was 52, she was 6.

BRB...

ftfy

AZDuck

My uncle used to marry a different twenty-something girl every few years. Once she turned 30, he would toss her out. As he got older, he started to keep them longer. I remember going to his wedding where he married a 30-year-old when he was 60.

So I was like "when she was born you were her age now."

He said "Yeah? Sounds like I'm on the right side of the equation then."

He got older, and had to move on to Ukrainian mail-order brides.

/ CS,B

Swaye

AZDuck said:

My uncle used to marry a different twenty-something girl every few years. Once she turned 30, he would toss her out. As he got older, he started to keep them longer. I remember going to his wedding where he married a 30-year-old when he was 60.

So I was like "when she was born you were her age now."

He said "Yeah? Sounds like I'm on the right side of the equation then."

He got older, and had to move on to Ukrainian mail-order brides.

/ CS,B

For those reading from the cheap seats, this is a pro-tip, in the form of a story.

topdawgnc

I'm waiting for the d2d joke about Bill Clinton.