OFFICIAL US Open 1st practice round thread.

sarktastic

I'm hearing Tiger Woods was having trouble extracting yesterday's Mexican Buffet, earlier this morning. No confirmation yet.

This is the BIGGEST sporting event evvarr in the Northwest, I'm told.

Swaye

The fuck is a Tiger Woods?

PurpleBaze

NOGAF!

SpoonieLuv

Swaye said:

The fuck is a Tiger Woods?

RaceBannon

Will they show the salmon toss from Pike Place Market in Tacoma?

AtomicPiss

TierbsHsotBoobs

Holy hell this tournament looks like it's going to be the biggest fucking dreckfest in US Open history.

TierbsHsotBoobs

sarktastic said:

I'm hearing Tiger Woods was having trouble extracting yesterday's Mexican Buffet, earlier this morning. No confirmation yet.

This is the BIGGEST sporting event evvarr in the Northwest, I'm told.

$1 Chinese food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mexican buffet.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Holy hell this tournament looks like it's going to be the biggest fucking dreckfest in US Open history.

That really is saying something.

RaceBannon

I think the South Tacoma Way hookers will help Eldrick find himself

SpoonieLuv

PurpleBaze said:

NOGAF!

PurpleBaze

SpoonieLuv said:

PurpleBaze said:

NOGAF!

Somebodys's? Really? If a motherfucker is going to go through the motherfucking trouble of making a motherfucking animated gif, maybe they could motherfucking bother to fucking check their shtifuck spelling. FUCK!

SpoonieLuv

PurpleBaze said:

SpoonieLuv said:

PurpleBaze said:

NOGAF!

Somebodys's? Really? If a motherfucker is going to go through the motherfucking trouble of making a motherfucking animated gif, maybe they could motherfucking bother to fucking check their shtifuck spelling. FUCK!

ThomasFremont

Pro golfers and golf commentators are the biggest fucking cry babies in sports.

Shocked nobody has complained about the altitude at Chamber's Bay yet.

Win or GTFO.

CHRIST.

HuskyJW

Have you heard about the grass? Fescue....bear traps would be less intrusive than this stuff.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

HuskyJW said:

Have you heard about the grass? Fescue....bear traps would be less intrusive than this stuff.

Fescue killed my grandpa. If the golfers aren't careful it will take their life.

PostGameOrangeSlices

ThomasFremont said:

Pro golfers and golf commentators are the biggest fucking cry babies in sports.

Shocked nobody has complained about the altitude at Chamber's Bay yet.

Win or GTFO.

CHRIST.

The course is too young, golfers and commentators need time to get their own familiarity in there

ThomasFremont

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

HuskyJW said:

Have you heard about the grass? Fescue....bear traps would be less intrusive than this stuff.

Fescue killed my grandpa. If the golfers aren't careful it will take their life.

Hopefully the fescue does what the full blown Lupus couldn't do and kills Phil so we can stop hearing about his failed career grand slam.

RaceBannon

FAUX is going to be your source for the coverage?

ThomasFremont

RaceBannon said:

FAUX is going to be your source for the coverage?

They work for us. Not the other way around.

Dennis_DeYoung

Golf is a nightmare.