why to you spray spermicide on your lawn?
Sherman Alexie, true?
I'm only counting 8 beers..........
My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide
I'm only counting 8 beers.......... In my defense, it was 4 in an hour, and I kind of rode that buzz all the way through the rest of my incompetent spraying extravaganza.
My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify.
My impression of Swaye spraying his neighbors with Spectricide Attack. Helicopter. Sexually. Identify. Blackcawk or Apache?
Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.FML
Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.FML Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...
Whoooosh where? You dumbfuck Freeme, I was giving you a compliment. We've (I) given you a free pass to blubber without consequence. Few have that here
Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves.
Way too much heliophobia in this thread. You guys should be (more) ashamed of yourselves. We need to form an organization: National Association for the Advancement of Chopper PrideHopefully a White Hawk helicopter won't try to pass itself off as a Blackhawk.
Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)
