classification of facebook posts
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I hate those "here's to the love of my life such and such"
Translation: I've been divorced a bunch of times. Or, it might really be true, which is even worse. -
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People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
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AZDuck said:

PitHH invite for Todd, stat! -
People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.CuntWaffle said:People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
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@purpledawgfan, and @Tequilla!!?dnc said:
People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.CuntWaffle said:People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
FTP
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How the FUCK did you leave out 12s douchebaggery?ApostleofGrief said:1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)
others?


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Typical fb post: "Worst day ever!!1!"dnc said:
People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.CuntWaffle said:People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.
FTP
Followed by 20 variations of: "oh no, what happened?" -
ApostleofGrief said:
1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)
others?
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as pointed out above I neglected to mention the 12s. I guess I forgot in the offseason. I think the people that were posting the 12s crap are mostly the people who have resorted to endless bragging about their kids.







