Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

Baseman

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

1to392831weretaken

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

Judging by how young he appears to be, and the force with which his testicles smashed that steering post, this may be a Darwin Award.

alumni94

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

nutter

Baseman

http://twitter.com/lennydykstra/status/1379918026355716098?s=21

Nails belongs here.

TurdBomber

Doog_de_Jour said:

TurdBomber said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/crazykarens/status/1377305316044460036?s=21

Are most or all women this fucking stupid?

I get her point, but so many women are try-hards, it's just off-putting to the point of boner-killing genocide.

No, Stalin, I'm not calling FOR genocide. Rather, I'm predicting genitalia genocide if these folks are allowed to continue.

No, we’re not.

Unfortunately I live in an area with a lot of spinsters like this, but who drive the opposite point home by wearing masks inside their car, driving alone, while scowling at anyone not wearing a mask outdoors in the open air.

dnc

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/lennydykstra/status/1379918026355716098?s=21

Nails belongs here.

dnc

1to392831weretaken said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

Judging by how young he appears to be, and the force with which his testicles smashed that steering post, this may be a Darwin Award.

If you told me this poast was going to be followed by a reference to an early 90s Philadelphia Phillies I would have had big money on John Kruk.

RaceBannon

dnc

RaceBannon said:

Little known fact, one of his balls shriveled right off on that pitch

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/aelfred_D/status/1380212249764241412

Baseman

RaceBannon said:

That's John Kruk.




Here's Lenny then.




And now after a long run on the banquet circuit tour

GrundleStiltzkin

Baseman said:

RaceBannon said:

That's John Kruk.

Kruk? From the Phillies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7sv9oPnbU

RaceBannon

Lenny did time too so that helps his membership application here

dnc

Baseman said:

RaceBannon said:

That's John Kruk.




Here's Lenny then.




And now after a long run on the banquet circuit tour

He was responding to the John Kruk reference

Baseman

dnc said:

Baseman said:

RaceBannon said:

That's John Kruk.




Here's Lenny then.




And now after a long run on the banquet circuit tour

He was responding to the John Kruk reference

My bad

Bad_MotherDucker

If this don't bring @IrishDawg22 out from witness protection, nothing will

Bad_MotherDucker

GrundleStiltzkin

LebamDawg

Bad_MotherDucker