Looking for a point man for the Friday Predictions segment

DerekJohnson

I need a volunteer to lead the Friday predictions segment. As the leader of this segment, your job would be to write a weekly prediction of up to 250 words, and recruit and manage 3-4 other posters who would do the same. You would gather them together and email them to me by Thursday night during the season. I will run them on Friday mornings.

Send me a PM if you're interested.

AZDuck

Each predictor needs to give five reasons why his predictions are or are not bullshit

TierbsHsotBoobs

I demand that @Dick_B be one of the predictors.

DerekJohnson

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I demand that @Dick_B be one of the predictors.

I'm hearing he's too busy blowing out Starbucks bathrooms to be of use.

RoadDawg55

I think Boobs should be one of the predictors. He should choose a score of UW losing 34-17 each week with the analysis reading, "The season is over." He repeats this however many times to fill up the 250 word requirement.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RoadDawg55 said:

I think Boobs should be one of the predictors. He should choose a score of UW losing 34-17 each week with the analysis reading, "The season is over." He repeats this however many times to fill up the 250 word requirement.

Disagree. UW beats Idaho State rather easily, say 58-3.

MikeDamone

I will do it if I can have a lead in pic of Einstein wearing a husky hat.

Actually, no, I won't do it even then.

BennyBeaver

I'll do it for free premium HH access.

vadawg

What's the pay? If it's less than what I've put into this fucking site, then I'm out.

Dick_B

I would be happy to, but I'm even less funny when I try.

I also tend to be a homer, so there's the comedic value right there.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Dick_B said:

I would be happy to, but I'm even less funny when I try.

I also tend to be a homer, so there's the comedic value right there.

That's the joke.

AZDuck

I can be the Duck foil to all the homery doogyness. Of course, I'm a Duck homer... And I'm really lazy and poorly educated to boot.

IrishDawg22

I would be one of the 3-4 predictors just to piss people off.

Mad_Son

I nominate @HereToBeatMyChest as long as he is willing to include advanced metrics in all of his predictions.

[Deleted User]

I vote having Damone do his predictions. I'm sure he can give us 5 reasons every week while UW will win rather easily say 34-17.

TheKobeStopper

Is this NBA related?

Swaye

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I vote having Damone do his predictions. I'm sure he can give us 5 reasons every week while UW will win rather easily say 34-17.

Damone will not be sober enough to do them.

I can see a future in this for AuburnDawg.